A lesson to be learned here kids: When you get old, you get stubborn, easily agitated, and drool more than you did when you were an infant.
The crap spitting out of Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry is that he and Steven Tyler have still not spoken to one another since the news of his "temporary" departure from Aerosmith.
Last night at the AMAs, Joe admitted that the only time he hears anything from Steven and vice versa is through the press. When asked about his feud with his fellow (or perhaps former) bandmate, Joe replied: "You guys know more about it than I do."
Seems a waste to see 39 years of rock music end like this.
It's so…tame!
Where's the name calling? Where's the destruction of hotel rooms? Where are the drunk tyrants of these rock fossils?
Give us something good to write about, boys! We know you have it in you!
The dynamic dueling piano men have had to postpone more tour dates.
Originally, the dates were pushed back due to Elton John's bout with influenza. Now, we hear it is Billy Joel who is feeling ill and has caused the postponement.
No details as to what is afflicting Billy, but we hope that it is nothing too serious.
"I'm a huge James Bond fan," says Zacquisha. "I'd love to be a Bond baddie. I've seen pretty much every Bond film. Sean Connery is my favorite and I really like Goldeneye with Pierce Brosnan.
Zac is also a fan of Twilight for the simple reason that Robert Pattinson has become quite the international heartthrob!
"It's great because now I don't get so much female attention," jokes Efron.
We may love us some R-Patz, but we could never forget about you Zac! He's our #1!
Who was the biggest Famewhore of 2009? The Celeb of the Year?
The Perezzies, our year-end awards, are back, and they're better than ever - with new categories, including one nominated by U, and their very own website, Perezzies.com!!
We have 15 awesome Perezzies categories! We want U to do the nominating!
Once we get all the names, we'll ask U to vote on the top 5 nominees in each category. On December 15, we'll announce the winners.
Also, a very special thank you to our 2009 sponsor, Grand Marnier!
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Hottest Hookup:
Biggest Breakup:
Biggest Famewhore:
Biggest D-Bag:
Hottest Hottie:
Best Dressed:
Worst Dressed:
Most Improved:
Hottest Mess:
Biggest Fail:
Fiercest Cougar:
Biggest Blockbuster:
Living the Good Life:
Celeb of the Year:
And our newest category, suggested by U is: Best Song
Although many people loved Adam Lambert's performance Sunday night at the American Music Awards, many conservatives have their panties in a bunch.
Lambert performed his latest single, For Your Entertainment, which included simulating oral sex with a male dancer, making out with one of the male band members and plenty of crotch grabbing.
And according to ABC, over 1,500 people have called to complain about the performance.
Though ABC has classified the response as "moderate."
Others have taken to online forums to bash Lambert's performance.
Wonder how much backlash MTV received when Britney Spears and Madonna had their infamous kiss?
In the first of many accolades we imagine, Mariah Carey received the Breakthrough Performance Award for her role in Precious this afternoon from the The Palm Springs International Film Festival. Mariah will receive her award at The Palms Springs Convention Center on Jan. 5th.
This more than makes up for making us sit through Glitter!
Scott Stapp from Creed is trying to set the record straight on his sex tape that surfaced with him and Kid Rock simultaneously receiving oral sex from groupies on a tour bus back in 1999.
Scott says that there is no "actual sex" on the tape and "for it to be characterized that way, I mean, that kind of sucks."
Despite rumors of their rocky relationship, Cheryl and Ashley Cole spent a night out in Londontown to celebrate the birthday of Girls Aloud bandmates Sarah Harding and Kimberley Walsh this weekend.
Finally! Some backlash from the industry! Thank you Timbaland (sort of)!
Sources are confirming that Timbaland has axed Chris Brown off a track on his new album and the decision wasn't entirely because of the music.
Sources say that Chris had provided some vocals for a song Tim has called The One I Love. Realizing the connotation that carried having Chris singing the song, he was cut.
Though reps for both sides deny that being the case (Tim's people say they "love Chris"), rapper D.O.E., who also appears on the track, which was originally called Maniac, says the track was changed because "some people" didn't think it would be a good idea to attach Brown to a song with that title.
We love us some Royal hotties, but even more, we love us some Royal hotties with a big heart.
Price William and Prince Harry have teamed up to create The Charity Foundation of Prince William and Prince Harry. Ok, maybe the name could have been more creative, but it's still for a good cause.
Money raised by the foundation will be used for the welfare of the military as well as to "help young people, wounded servicemen and women, and help sustainable development at home and abroad."
The two started the foundation with some of the money they inherited from their mother, Princess Diana. Though no word on how much money that was.
A spokesman reveals, "The Prince of Wales is pleased that his sons are beginning to develop their charitable lives."
Adding, "It is not surprising that some of his focuses, such as young people, environment and military are reflected in some of their interests."