What's the deal, Lily Allen? Why are you trying to brain fuck us?

You remember when Lily went on a big tirade about how it was awful to download music illegally and got mad at legitimate artists like Radiohead for indulging their fans in file sharing?

Well schizo Silly has changed her mind!

Now, she says that if you want to sell her music without her permission, she doesn't care!

When asked about her stance on illegal file sharing, she replied:

"If someone comes up with a burnt copy of my CD and offers it to you for £4, I haven’t a problem with that as long as the person buying it places some kind do of value on my music.”

She does realize she won't see any of that money right? Or have the drugs messed with her head so much, she doesn't understand how these illegal transactions work? Or maybe she is just a hypocrite?

Maybe she is a crazy, drugged-out hypocrite.

Yeah, that seems to cover all the bases.

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The Twi-hards are in full effect this weekend!

Friday's opening of New Moon earned $72.7 million dollars at the box office, making it the film with the highest grossing single day sales ever!!!

Although are any of you really that surprised?????

The new Twilight flick is expected to pull in $125 million over the weekend, which will place it at #4 on the list of the top-grossing opening weekend films, falling short behind 2008's The Dark Knight ($158.4 million), 2007's Spider-Man 3 ($151 million) and 2006's Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest ($135.6 million).

Regardless, congrats!

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Ladies and gentleman, let us introduce you to the smartest career move of 2009!

Check out a few pics of Levi Johnston's long-awaited seksi pictorial with Playgirl Magazine!

Sans peen, sadly.

Thoughts?????

As if 50 Cent really needed anymore money. Turns out the rapper and multi-millionaire has written a new movie.

We didn't even know he could write anything except for rap lyrics.

But Fifty actually signed a deal recently with producer Richard Jackson to make three of his screenplays into movies.

According to Fifty, "When you write a song, you need to say it in three minutes or it is overkill, but I like creating stories and going in depth with characters."

The first flick is set to start production next month and will actually star Fifty and Val Kilmer.

We're just as surprised.

The flick deals with Fifty and Val in the world of illegal weapons dealing, and appropriately is called The Gun.

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She really had her claws out this week!

After nitpicking at Rachael Ray earlier this week, Martha Stewart held nothing back when asked about none other than Sarah Palin!

Listening to the prim and proper Martha Stewart refer to the former Alaskan governor as "confused" and "a real problem" really brings the LOLs!

Watch the HIGHlarious video above!

Joe Francis was due in a Florida courtroom on Friday, but the attorney for the Girls Gone Wild founder handed the judge a doctor's note excusing his client from appearing!

How convenient!

Francis was supposed to attend a court hearing regarding a civil suit filed by four Florida women against the scumbag, claiming Francis filmed the women for Girls Gone Wild while they were underage.

Francis' lawyer informed the judge that Joe was "in a Mexico hospital, suffering from an acute ear infection, high fever and vertigo," therefore could not fly to Panama City for the hearing.

Do U buy Joe's shady Mexican hospital story????

We don't!

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This is no way to celebrate your Playgirl pictorial!

Levi Johnston's mother, Sherry Johnson, was sentenced to three years in prison on Friday after pleading guilty to possession of OxyContin!

Johnston was officially charged in a Palmer, AK courtroom with one count of possession with intent to deliver, holding a five-year prison sentence with two years of the sentence suspended.

See you in 2012!

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Holy teenage hormones.

Justin Bieber was scheduled to appear at the Roosevelt Field Mall in Long Island on Friday afternoon but the appearance was cancelled after three thousand girls showed up to meet Bieber!!!!

According to news reports, the crowd quickly grew aggressive in anticipation of Justin's arrival, and four to five people were injured at the mall after the crowd ignored instructions from the police!

Tween riot!

Amidst the chaos, only one arrest was made - Island Def Jam Records senior VP James A. Roppo was taken into custody by Nassau police after refusing to announce the cancellation of the event on Bieber's official Twitter page.

Check out the mania in the video above!

Amber Rose made an appearance at rapper Fabolous' birthday party, Thursday night.

Noticeably missing? Boyfriend Kanye West.

Could there be trouble in paradise?

Nah.

We're guessing he's decided to return to that hole he's been living in since September.

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Vitamins aren't what come to mind when we hear the name Donald Trump, but in his latest business venture the Donald is teaming up with Ideal Health, a nutritional products company.

Renaming the company The Trump Network, he is claiming that the marketing program could provide extra income for people suffering through the recession.

Would-be salespeople purchase a marketing kit to sell the products as well as recruit other salespeople to get a cut from their sales as well.

But just because Donald Trump slaps his name on there it doesn't guarantee success. Daniel Howard, marketing professor at Southern Methodist University explains:

"People are more easily persuaded when they want to believe in something. Someone comes along with a big name like Donald Trump and pitches riches, it captures peoples' attention and interest. If he made so much money, they think, 'I'm glad I'm on board.'"

But he adds the ominous fact: "Multilevel marketing is a tough business, and most people don't make much money."

Sounds like BS to us, Donald!

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