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	<title>Comments on: First Look: Jessica Alba Wields A Machete!</title>
	<link>http://perezhilton.com/2009-11-05-first-look-jessica-alba-wields-a-machete</link>
	<description>Perez Hilton</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:37:33 +0000</pubDate>
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				<title>by: TaurusWarrior</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2009-11-05-first-look-jessica-alba-wields-a-machete#comment-4482183</link>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:03:01 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>I will support anything by Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino. Just love them. Looooove them! I hope Alba perfects her craft in this one.  Love ya' Jess, but  please don't ruin it for Rob!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I will support anything by Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino. Just love them. Looooove them! I hope Alba perfects her craft in this one.  Love ya' Jess, but  please don't ruin it for Rob!
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				<title>by: bunsen b</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2009-11-05-first-look-jessica-alba-wields-a-machete#comment-4480581</link>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:46:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://perezhilton.com/2009-11-05-first-look-jessica-alba-wields-a-machete#comment-4480581</guid>
					<description>I'll go see it if Linz and Jess get naked. I'll go see it twice if they do a little girl-on-girl.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I'll go see it if Linz and Jess get naked. I'll go see it twice if they do a little girl-on-girl.
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				<title>by: Brainbug</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2009-11-05-first-look-jessica-alba-wields-a-machete#comment-4479820</link>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:23:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://perezhilton.com/2009-11-05-first-look-jessica-alba-wields-a-machete#comment-4479820</guid>
					<description>Can't wait for this to fail. Yet another failure for Blowhan and maybe she will finally. just. go. away.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can't wait for this to fail. Yet another failure for Blowhan and maybe she will finally. just. go. away.
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				<title>by: PatKat9000</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2009-11-05-first-look-jessica-alba-wields-a-machete#comment-4479255</link>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:39:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://perezhilton.com/2009-11-05-first-look-jessica-alba-wields-a-machete#comment-4479255</guid>
					<description>Jessica Alba in a flick like this can only spell one thing: DISASTER.  Seriously Peressie, bitch can't cut it in these kinds of films.  Remember THE EYE?  I called it THE UGH!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jessica Alba in a flick like this can only spell one thing: DISASTER.  Seriously Peressie, bitch can't cut it in these kinds of films.  Remember THE EYE?  I called it THE UGH!
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				<title>by: Just had to add......</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2009-11-05-first-look-jessica-alba-wields-a-machete#comment-4479202</link>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:17:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://perezhilton.com/2009-11-05-first-look-jessica-alba-wields-a-machete#comment-4479202</guid>
					<description>Yeah, ok. That's gonna be a blockbuster......yawn.  They keep trying, but she's just done.  Ther is no talent behind those dead eyes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, ok. That's gonna be a blockbuster&#8230;&#8230;yawn.  They keep trying, but she's just done.  Ther is no talent behind those dead eyes.
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				<title>by: LV-Entergetic</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2009-11-05-first-look-jessica-alba-wields-a-machete#comment-4478413</link>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 06:04:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://perezhilton.com/2009-11-05-first-look-jessica-alba-wields-a-machete#comment-4478413</guid>
					<description>She looks nice, but they photoshopped her too thin.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She looks nice, but they photoshopped her too thin.
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				<title>by: XelenaX</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2009-11-05-first-look-jessica-alba-wields-a-machete#comment-4478325</link>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://perezhilton.com/2009-11-05-first-look-jessica-alba-wields-a-machete#comment-4478325</guid>
					<description>WTF... This girl is only nice to latinos when she makes money... This bitch is such a two faced whore.. cant stand her.. now the movie will suck for sure.. Funny how she is always denying shes latin or part latin and now all of a sudden shes making this movie?? WTF... WOW</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WTF&#8230; This girl is only nice to latinos when she makes money&#8230; This bitch is such a two faced whore.. cant stand her.. now the movie will suck for sure.. Funny how she is always denying shes latin or part latin and now all of a sudden shes making this movie?? WTF&#8230; WOW
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				<title>by: conniechunglive</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2009-11-05-first-look-jessica-alba-wields-a-machete#comment-4478270</link>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:08:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://perezhilton.com/2009-11-05-first-look-jessica-alba-wields-a-machete#comment-4478270</guid>
					<description>If I were Jessica Alba and was aware of the fact that I would be in a movie with Lindsay Lohan, I would pass.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I were Jessica Alba and was aware of the fact that I would be in a movie with Lindsay Lohan, I would pass.
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				<title>by: maggiegirl</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2009-11-05-first-look-jessica-alba-wields-a-machete#comment-4477754</link>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:22:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://perezhilton.com/2009-11-05-first-look-jessica-alba-wields-a-machete#comment-4477754</guid>
					<description>that pic reminds me of the early 90s</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that pic reminds me of the early 90s
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				<title>by: rokstarr</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2009-11-05-first-look-jessica-alba-wields-a-machete#comment-4477732</link>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:14:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://perezhilton.com/2009-11-05-first-look-jessica-alba-wields-a-machete#comment-4477732</guid>
					<description>i hate this bitch, cant even act and thinks shes the shit.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i hate this bitch, cant even act and thinks shes the shit.
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