Comments on: Cheryl Burke Starring In Chicago?!

by: caroaber

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:51:24 +0000

Are they gonna include a number where Roxie services, say, Nick Lachey's brother in this revival?

Jes' sayin'. (I suppose Chloe Sevigny could play that role, too.)

by: Paris France

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 07:29:45 +0000

I wanted that role. Oh, well I had to put this song out. Love Roxie Hart!
Good luck Cheryl! It's good, is'nt grand nowadays! Have fun!

by: Paris France

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 07:27:28 +0000

[ROXIE]
The name on everybody's lips
Is gonna be Roxie
The lady raking in the chips
Is gonna be Roxie

I'm gonna be a celebrity
That means
Somebody everyone knows
They('re) gonna recognize my eyes
My hair my teeth my boobs my nose

From just some dumb mechanics wife
I'm gonna be Roxie
Who says that murder's not an art?

And who in case she doesn't hang
Can say she started with a bang?
Roxie Hart!

Boys…

[BOYS]
They're gonna wait outside in line
To get to see

[ROXIE]
Roxie
Think of those autographs
I'll sign,
'Good luck to ya,'

[BOYS]
Roxie

[ROXIE]
And I'll appear
In a lavalier that goes
All the way down to my waist

[BOYS]
Here a ring,
There a ring,
Everywhere a-ring-a-ling

[ROXIE]
But always in the best of taste!

(spoken)
Mmmm, I'm a star!
And the audience loves me!
And I love them
And they love me for loving them
And I love them for loving me
And we love each other
And that's because none of us
Got enough love in our childhoods
And that's showbiz
Kid

[BOYS]
She's given up her hum drum life

[ROXIE]
I'm gonna be sing it

[BOYS]
Roxie
She made a scandal and a start

[ROXIE]
And Sophie Tucker will shit
I know
To see her name get billed below
Roxie Hart

[BOYS]
Roxie…
Roxie…
Roxie…
Roxie…
Rox-ie…
Roxie…
Roxie…

by: barny

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 04:39:38 +0000

She needs to lose some weight.

by: buttfuckfacefucko

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 04:33:29 +0000

Re: WinonaJohnson – you = crazy.

by: WinonaJohnson

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 04:02:53 +0000

Cheryl is my favorite dancer. She is so graceful and such a joy to watch dance. Also she never acted like a damn fool once she became famous.

by: buttfuckfacefucko

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:47:23 +0000

she should be careful showing up in public so often. that cow is gonna want it's face back now that cheryl is…"famous"?

by: alanbrickman

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:21:38 +0000

she's a fat drunk!!! I feel sorry for chicago…

by: vancouvergrrl

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:04:47 +0000

her face doesn't match her body….. two different colours.

by: cheerioko

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:49:27 +0000

Oh come on Perez! If Renee Zellweger's no talent-ass can play Roxie, than I'm sure Cheryl could do a pretty good job at it. Oh, and Samantha Harris did it too. Chicago is known for bringing in "celebrities" and are not necessarily concerned with the best talent.