Comments on: Who Knew Divorce Could Make Someone So Happy? http://perezhilton.com/2009-06-12-who-knew-divorce-could-make-someone-so-happy Perez Hilton Tue, 24 Nov 2009 09:58:14 +0000 Perezhilton.com by: Megan Fox Before Nose and Lip Surgery http://perezhilton.com/2009-06-12-who-knew-divorce-could-make-someone-so-happy#comment-3920499 Tue, 16 Jun 2009 13:51:39 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2009-06-12-who-knew-divorce-could-make-someone-so-happy#comment-3920499 THIS GORGEOUS WOMAN IS KATIE PRICE. SHE BEGAN AS A TOPLESS MODEL WITH THE NAME JORDAN. THEN DID WORK FOR UK PAPER "THE SUN." SHE INCREASED HER BREASTS AND SHOT TO NATIONAL FAME. THE PAPS FOLLOWED ALL HER BOOZY NIGHTS, FALLING DOWN OUT OF CLUBS, AND HAVING SEX WITH MANY FAMOUS MEN. THIS WAS WHEN SHE WAS THE UK PARIS HILTON. SHE THEN HAD A HALF BLACK, BLIND CHILD FROM HER RELATIONSHIP WITH SOCCER PLAYER DWIGHT YORKE. THIS BROUGHT HER MORE $, ATTENTION, AND SYMPATHY. INITIALLY EVERYONE BLAMED HER FOR HARVERY'S BLINDNESS OF COURSE. THEN ONE REALITY SHOW, "I'M A CELEB GET ME OUT OF HERE" REALLY CHANGED HER IMAGE AND LIFE. ON THE SHOW, PEOPLE SAW HER AS INSECURE, SHY, NICE, FUNNY, AND A HARD WORKER AS SHE NEVER GAVE UP IN CHALLENGES. AS KATIE, TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM JORDAN. ON TOP OF THAT, PETER ANDRE WAS ALSO ON AND THEIR FLIRTING WAS GAINING LOTS OF TALK AND RATINGS. AFTER THE SHOW THEY DATED, MARRIED, AND BECAME A HUSBAND-WIFE MONEY MAKING MACHINE. KATIE GREW MORE POPULAR WITH HER AND PETE'S SHOW AND WOMEN BEGAN TO LOVE HER. THUS SHE CAME OUT WITH EVERY PRODUCT UNDER THE SUN. SHE'S MUCH MORE BEATUFIUL THAN HORSE FACE SKANK MEGAN FOX SO GET OVER IT BITCHES. THIS GORGEOUS WOMAN IS KATIE PRICE. SHE BEGAN AS A TOPLESS MODEL WITH THE NAME JORDAN. THEN DID WORK FOR UK PAPER "THE SUN." SHE INCREASED HER BREASTS AND SHOT TO NATIONAL FAME. THE PAPS FOLLOWED ALL HER BOOZY NIGHTS, FALLING DOWN OUT OF CLUBS, AND HAVING SEX WITH MANY FAMOUS MEN. THIS WAS WHEN SHE WAS THE UK PARIS HILTON. SHE THEN HAD A HALF BLACK, BLIND CHILD FROM HER RELATIONSHIP WITH SOCCER PLAYER DWIGHT YORKE. THIS BROUGHT HER MORE $, ATTENTION, AND SYMPATHY. INITIALLY EVERYONE BLAMED HER FOR HARVERY'S BLINDNESS OF COURSE. THEN ONE REALITY SHOW, "I'M A CELEB GET ME OUT OF HERE" REALLY CHANGED HER IMAGE AND LIFE. ON THE SHOW, PEOPLE SAW HER AS INSECURE, SHY, NICE, FUNNY, AND A HARD WORKER AS SHE NEVER GAVE UP IN CHALLENGES. AS KATIE, TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM JORDAN. ON TOP OF THAT, PETER ANDRE WAS ALSO ON AND THEIR FLIRTING WAS GAINING LOTS OF TALK AND RATINGS. AFTER THE SHOW THEY DATED, MARRIED, AND BECAME A HUSBAND-WIFE MONEY MAKING MACHINE. KATIE GREW MORE POPULAR WITH HER AND PETE'S SHOW AND WOMEN BEGAN TO LOVE HER. THUS SHE CAME OUT WITH EVERY PRODUCT UNDER THE SUN.
SHE'S MUCH MORE BEATUFIUL THAN HORSE FACE SKANK MEGAN FOX SO GET OVER IT BITCHES.

]]> by: tabatha http://perezhilton.com/2009-06-12-who-knew-divorce-could-make-someone-so-happy#comment-3915668 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 01:32:45 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2009-06-12-who-knew-divorce-could-make-someone-so-happy#comment-3915668 those brows are no bueno. those brows are no bueno.

]]> by: KUSHBIRD http://perezhilton.com/2009-06-12-who-knew-divorce-could-make-someone-so-happy#comment-3915165 Sun, 14 Jun 2009 20:56:59 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2009-06-12-who-knew-divorce-could-make-someone-so-happy#comment-3915165 I ALREADY PRE-ORDERD MY COPY OF SAPHIRE ...........like 6 months ago WOOO KP I ALREADY PRE-ORDERD MY COPY OF SAPHIRE
………..like 6 months ago
WOOO KP

]]> by: aahPEREZZ http://perezhilton.com/2009-06-12-who-knew-divorce-could-make-someone-so-happy#comment-3914282 Sun, 14 Jun 2009 13:07:13 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2009-06-12-who-knew-divorce-could-make-someone-so-happy#comment-3914282 mmmmm orange skank! but seriously guys, dont hate on her cos shes "foreign". england like the americans so vice versaa please. mmmmm orange skank!

but seriously guys, dont hate on her cos shes "foreign".
england like the americans so vice versaa please.

]]> by: chocolatmocha http://perezhilton.com/2009-06-12-who-knew-divorce-could-make-someone-so-happy#comment-3911775 Sat, 13 Jun 2009 14:48:50 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2009-06-12-who-knew-divorce-could-make-someone-so-happy#comment-3911775 whatz up with that tan? I am so confused since the hands are not matching the face. whatz up with that tan? I am so confused since the hands are not matching the face.

]]> by: violet_crumbles http://perezhilton.com/2009-06-12-who-knew-divorce-could-make-someone-so-happy#comment-3911545 Sat, 13 Jun 2009 12:53:15 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2009-06-12-who-knew-divorce-could-make-someone-so-happy#comment-3911545 Wow, she looks like she's made out of plastic. Wow, she looks like she's made out of plastic.

]]> by: volteface http://perezhilton.com/2009-06-12-who-knew-divorce-could-make-someone-so-happy#comment-3911481 Sat, 13 Jun 2009 11:51:21 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2009-06-12-who-knew-divorce-could-make-someone-so-happy#comment-3911481 Orange?! Not not not orange. Leathery brown. Silly Katie, she could have been so beautiful if she cut with the fakery. Someone needs to go on Snog Marry Avoid. Orange?! Not not not orange. Leathery brown. Silly Katie, she could have been so beautiful if she cut with the fakery. Someone needs to go on Snog Marry Avoid.

]]> by: mrsjazzcullen http://perezhilton.com/2009-06-12-who-knew-divorce-could-make-someone-so-happy#comment-3911372 Sat, 13 Jun 2009 09:24:36 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2009-06-12-who-knew-divorce-could-make-someone-so-happy#comment-3911372 her skin looks like sum1 put her upside down in leather die. her skin looks like sum1 put her upside down in leather die.

]]> by: Ballabreaker http://perezhilton.com/2009-06-12-who-knew-divorce-could-make-someone-so-happy#comment-3910305 Sat, 13 Jun 2009 01:34:39 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2009-06-12-who-knew-divorce-could-make-someone-so-happy#comment-3910305 So that's where Michael Jackson's color went! So that's where Michael Jackson's color went!

]]> by: pamgirl http://perezhilton.com/2009-06-12-who-knew-divorce-could-make-someone-so-happy#comment-3909760 Fri, 12 Jun 2009 23:49:31 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2009-06-12-who-knew-divorce-could-make-someone-so-happy#comment-3909760 her eyebrows look like stickers. her eyebrows look like stickers.

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