Comments on: This Just In! Bret Michaels Suffered A Fractured Nose At Tonys

by: Cloverleaf

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 06:14:07 +0000

He missed his opportunity to go out with a bang
Like kurt cobain now he slowly fades away in vain
Grasping for a chance to ride on that hurricane
But it's 2009 and your wasting my time,give me something great
Or you'll end up at the bottom of that lake!

by: piggsie

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:25:46 +0000

Losing his sense of smell might be a blessing for this skank chaser.

by: saltyeyes

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:01:32 +0000

you may as well throw this one in the deviated septum file along with maniston, everyone named ashley, and cameron diaz; blatant excuse for some "medically necessary" plastic surgery on a face that few could soberly give a fuck about anymore…

by: catsmeow

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:46:37 +0000

frolicked haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! skip to my lou my darlin.

by: Cottonquinn

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 05:31:03 +0000

id fuck him
Re: amethyst74 –

You might as well say, "I wouldn't mind catching an STD from him.". I bet you and he are both some real conversationists.

by: Cottonquinn

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 05:29:27 +0000

Seriously, all you losers hating on Perez, why don't you go find another gossip blog to read? Your shit is weak.
Re: TrickyFox –

That's right, bitch, kiss Perez's ass like all the rest of the D-listers.

by: amethyst74

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 05:16:27 +0000

id fuck him

by: Spaznatic_female

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 04:13:46 +0000

Yea you fuckin slut watch were the fuck youre going too bad your big dick is probably has an infestation of some std hep c style or whatever. Waste of man beef. Oh and do something else with your lips when you pose please because I dont see any cock in your mouth.

by: book.daisy

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 03:54:21 +0000

hahaha

by: nina2708

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 02:16:38 +0000

that what ya get for lipsyncing at the Tony's