Comments on: Drew Barrymore Is A Maneater! http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-31-drew-barrymore-is-a-maneater Perez Hilton Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:17:13 +0000 Perezhilton.com by: Laughed Out Loud http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-31-drew-barrymore-is-a-maneater#comment-3862344 Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:50:39 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-31-drew-barrymore-is-a-maneater#comment-3862344 I don't want to be your lover anymore. You want my answer - there it is. I don't want to be your lover anymore. You want my answer - there it is.

]]> by: Laughed Out Loud http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-31-drew-barrymore-is-a-maneater#comment-3862240 Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:33:39 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-31-drew-barrymore-is-a-maneater#comment-3862240 I don't need a rose garden, but you act like you're my wife, I took you for granted, treated you badly and then left you to fend for yourself in a bad situation, so you've needed the shelter of some dude's arms to comfort yourself and you have a womanly right to torture me about that if you can. Because you still need me, you hope I'll do the right thing. My question is, when did we get married or even go on a date? Do I have amnesia, b/c if we did, I don't remember it. You've NEVER EVEN TALKED TO ME. I don't need a rose garden, but you act like you're my wife, I took you for granted, treated you badly and then left you to fend for yourself in a bad situation, so you've needed the shelter of some dude's arms to comfort yourself and you have a womanly right to torture me about that if you can.

Because you still need me, you hope I'll do the right thing.

My question is, when did we get married or even go on a date? Do I have amnesia, b/c if we did, I don't remember it.

You've NEVER EVEN TALKED TO ME.

]]> by: Laughed Out Loud http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-31-drew-barrymore-is-a-maneater#comment-3862161 Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:19:53 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-31-drew-barrymore-is-a-maneater#comment-3862161 God, I hope I wake up to hear you're pregnant with his baby. Why don't you do that tonight? Oops just forget the condom and then it'll be settled for sure and there won't be any way for you to bullshit me anymore. You'll have a real thing to occupy you, you'll have your dream and maybe you'll grow up a tad. Seriously Drew. Just get it over with. I don't want you that way anymore. If he does, go for it. I'm calling you on your bluff. If it wasn't a bluff, I don't care. If it was, I really don't care. God, I hope I wake up to hear you're pregnant with his baby. Why don't you do that tonight? Oops just forget the condom and then it'll be settled for sure and there won't be any way for you to bullshit me anymore. You'll have a real thing to occupy you, you'll have your dream and maybe you'll grow up a tad. Seriously Drew. Just get it over with. I don't want you that way anymore. If he does, go for it. I'm calling you on your bluff. If it wasn't a bluff, I don't care. If it was, I really don't care.

]]> by: Laughed Out Loud http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-31-drew-barrymore-is-a-maneater#comment-3862114 Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:10:28 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-31-drew-barrymore-is-a-maneater#comment-3862114 I'll write some songs alright, but they won't be about you - good, bad or indifferent. You don't inspire me anymore. I'll write some songs alright, but they won't be about you - good, bad or indifferent. You don't inspire me anymore.

]]> by: Laughed Out Loud http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-31-drew-barrymore-is-a-maneater#comment-3862061 Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:01:24 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-31-drew-barrymore-is-a-maneater#comment-3862061 Whilst you cat around some more. Whilst you cat around some more.

]]> by: Laughed Out Loud http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-31-drew-barrymore-is-a-maneater#comment-3862054 Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:59:50 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-31-drew-barrymore-is-a-maneater#comment-3862054 But first, let me write, record and play for you a song begging you to love me. But first, let me write, record and play for you a song begging you to love me.

]]> by: Laughed Out Loud http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-31-drew-barrymore-is-a-maneater#comment-3862051 Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:59:04 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-31-drew-barrymore-is-a-maneater#comment-3862051 Why don't you kiss my arse lady? Why don't you kiss my arse lady?

]]> by: Laughed Out Loud http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-31-drew-barrymore-is-a-maneater#comment-3862040 Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:55:33 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-31-drew-barrymore-is-a-maneater#comment-3862040 Look, I stand by what I said before: Don't just go for the evening, or a little bit, go for good, whether that was the plan or not. I don't want to be with you that way anymore. Look, I stand by what I said before:

Don't just go for the evening, or a little bit, go for good, whether that was the plan or not. I don't want to be with you that way anymore.

]]> by: Laughed Out Loud http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-31-drew-barrymore-is-a-maneater#comment-3861955 Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:37:19 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-31-drew-barrymore-is-a-maneater#comment-3861955 Funny how you keep getting them to play that Blue Rodeo song 'Trust Yourself' and don't believe in any more lies. You've been playing me and not that convincingly I might add, so I shouldn't believe you either, right? It's for certain you've been lying one way or the other. Completely without reason too. Funny how you keep getting them to play that Blue Rodeo song 'Trust Yourself' and don't believe in any more lies. You've been playing me and not that convincingly I might add, so I shouldn't believe you either, right? It's for certain you've been lying one way or the other.

Completely without reason too.

]]> by: Laughed Out Loud http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-31-drew-barrymore-is-a-maneater#comment-3861939 Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:33:20 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-31-drew-barrymore-is-a-maneater#comment-3861939 Nothing should be this hard and if it is, it probably means it wasn't meant to be. I think you should marry him. Don't let me stand in your way. Nothing should be this hard and if it is, it probably means it wasn't meant to be. I think you should marry him. Don't let me stand in your way.

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