Comments on: GyllenHO Cops A Feel!

by: saagua

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:18:26 +0000

Jakey’s papa not only blogs on Huffington but is a published poet of sorts. He wrote a book of poetry titled “Claptrap” (not "Craptrap".) Here is a part of a poem he wrote that is probably about Jakey:

At birth you were blue
I witnessed you suck
that first breath in and turn
as white as snow on top
of Everest. Pure. Pure.
Goodness and Mercy.
…I remember holding you, screaming
with good rage in a Sea Ranch night.
Taking you outside under the moon
and the giant pines - screaming,
screaming.
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I would guess that by now Jakey has stopped screaming at night and instead amuses himself by just goosing his dates.

by: saagua

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:26:16 +0000

Testing it for future use. He prefers back entrances, I suspect.

by: lissalips

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:35:32 +0000

hahahaha! that's what my bf does to me! must like the public pda!!!!!lol go jake!

by: stophating09

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:42:15 +0000

wow.

by: oooo00000lala

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 18:14:05 +0000

she is walking like she is prego

by: MP

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 17:47:54 +0000

Does Perez really think this couple is legitimate??

by: LoveIndies

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 17:28:39 +0000

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HEHE … TONS OF STARS WERE AT COACHELLA THIS YEAR. IT WAS HOT AS HELL, OR SO I HEAR, BUT IT COOLED DOWN AT NIGHT, HENCE ALL THE HOODIES.
GOOD FOR JAKE AND REESE. HOPE IT ALL LASTS!

by: LSD

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 17:18:02 +0000

LUCKY BITCH!!!

by: teho

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 17:07:58 +0000

She acts like she doesn't even acknowledge his touch. Poor Jake.

by: MRS. JOSH HOLLOWAY

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 16:52:45 +0000

lol that was so good