http://perezhilton.com/2009-03-09-new-dolly-3 Perez Hilton Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:18:22 +0000 Perezhilton.com http://perezhilton.com/2009-03-09-new-dolly-3#comment-3559145 Fri, 13 Mar 2009 20:47:11 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2009-03-09-new-dolly-3#comment-3559145 I absolutely love Dolly, and that video was so her...cute and sweet with a bouncy tune. But, the fun part was trying to find you, Perez, darling. And it made me laugh so hard when I did! Why? Because all of the other people that Dolly saw on the street before you, she stopped, or she waved, or she did some sort of interaction with them. Then, as you entered the shot of the camera, it was like the scene just stopped! But why? What happened to stop the scene so abruptly? Here's my guess: what happened next was that secret-service type men rushed in to swoop up Dolly and throw her in a limosine. As the car speeds off, the police rush in to push you back away, while the producer screams "CUT CUT! Who the hell let Perez Hilton in the scene!!!" As complete confusion is seen by, Dolly fans can be heard crying in the background [camera goes black - end tape] Fast-forward to today: by some stroke of good fortune, your mass of fans pays off as on the cutting room floor for the final Dolly video, your scene where you walk in is LEFT IN! The video is distributed before it is even noticed! And, once again, you are forever infamous! I absolutely love Dolly, and that video was so her…cute and sweet with a bouncy tune. But, the fun part was trying to find you, Perez, darling. And it made me laugh so hard when I did! Why? Because all of the other people that Dolly saw on the street before you, she stopped, or she waved, or she did some sort of interaction with them. Then, as you entered the shot of the camera, it was like the scene just stopped! But why? What happened to stop the scene so abruptly? Here's my guess: what happened next was that secret-service type men rushed in to swoop up Dolly and throw her in a limosine. As the car speeds off, the police rush in to push you back away, while the producer screams "CUT CUT! Who the hell let Perez Hilton in the scene!!!" As complete confusion is seen by, Dolly fans can be heard crying in the background [camera goes black - end tape] Fast-forward to today: by some stroke of good fortune, your mass of fans pays off as on the cutting room floor for the final Dolly video, your scene where you walk in is LEFT IN! The video is distributed before it is even noticed! And, once again, you are forever infamous!

]]> http://perezhilton.com/2009-03-09-new-dolly-3#comment-3545247 Tue, 10 Mar 2009 19:52:34 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2009-03-09-new-dolly-3#comment-3545247 I don't understand why you're in there. I don't understand why you're in there.

]]> http://perezhilton.com/2009-03-09-new-dolly-3#comment-3543095 Tue, 10 Mar 2009 06:52:44 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2009-03-09-new-dolly-3#comment-3543095 Love Dolly, Love the song, she looks fantastic. Don't talk bad about Dolly or i'll kick all yall asses!!! Love Dolly, Love the song, she looks fantastic.
Don't talk bad about Dolly or i'll kick all yall asses!!!

]]> http://perezhilton.com/2009-03-09-new-dolly-3#comment-3543030 Tue, 10 Mar 2009 05:47:20 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2009-03-09-new-dolly-3#comment-3543030 Are you the golden robot? Are you the golden robot?

]]> http://perezhilton.com/2009-03-09-new-dolly-3#comment-3543000 Tue, 10 Mar 2009 05:21:44 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2009-03-09-new-dolly-3#comment-3543000 ICON!! ICON!!

]]> http://perezhilton.com/2009-03-09-new-dolly-3#comment-3542808 Tue, 10 Mar 2009 03:27:54 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2009-03-09-new-dolly-3#comment-3542808 lol, perez is at 2:10, just to let everyone know lol, perez is at 2:10, just to let everyone know

]]> http://perezhilton.com/2009-03-09-new-dolly-3#comment-3542765 Tue, 10 Mar 2009 03:07:51 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2009-03-09-new-dolly-3#comment-3542765 [re=3539953]Re: Pwn3d![/re] Dolly has been around much longer than most of these talentless wannabe divas will EVER be. She's prolific, writing thousands of songs, started a program to help kids to read, provided jobs for the people in her hometown and the surrounding area, sold millions of records, had # 1 hits, starred in movies, sang at the Oscars, won grammies, written books and had books written about her, quest starred on tv, had her on tv show......shall I go, you dumb fuck? Irrelevant is your stupid ass opinion. Re: Pwn3d! – Dolly has been around much longer than most of these talentless wannabe divas will EVER be. She's prolific, writing thousands of songs, started a program to help kids to read, provided jobs for the people in her hometown and the surrounding area, sold millions of records, had # 1 hits, starred in movies, sang at the Oscars, won grammies, written books and had books written about her, quest starred on tv, had her on tv show……shall I go, you dumb fuck? Irrelevant is your stupid ass opinion.

]]> http://perezhilton.com/2009-03-09-new-dolly-3#comment-3542690 Tue, 10 Mar 2009 02:29:19 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2009-03-09-new-dolly-3#comment-3542690 Aw a little Perez nod! You look great! Aw a little Perez nod! You look great!

]]> http://perezhilton.com/2009-03-09-new-dolly-3#comment-3541962 Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:13:38 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2009-03-09-new-dolly-3#comment-3541962 [re=3541850]Re: Kate27[/re] Also... what the fuck were you wearing??? Couldn't ask for a regular wardrobe?? You are covered from head to toe in blue 80's style yet you managed to look fat with a dark color... Re: Kate27 – Also… what the fuck were you wearing??? Couldn't ask for a regular wardrobe?? You are covered from head to toe in blue 80's style yet you managed to look fat with a dark color…

]]> http://perezhilton.com/2009-03-09-new-dolly-3#comment-3541951 Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:11:24 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2009-03-09-new-dolly-3#comment-3541951 LOVE LOVE LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!

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