Comments on: Guess That Ass Crack!

by: getting_bent

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 21:02:06 +0000

TRUE ALBA STORY!!!
Back in the '90's, a friend of mine was nanny for a Vancouver yuppy trash couple in Vancouver. They lived in a high end building downtown. One day, my friend gets into the elevator and there was Jessica Alba coming up from parking. Turns out she was subletting there while shooting in Van. They ran into each other a few times.

Here's the good part: My friend has tattoos on her arms and during one of these elevator run ins, Alba comes right out to my friend and says "I would never get tattooed, it looks too trashy!!!"

Never say never, Jessica!

by: Lalionne

Mon, 02 Feb 2009 04:16:11 +0000

Re: jaimestellar – Nasty tattoo. But don't feel sorry for the artist, he had Alba for himself, with her pants at least half down all the time.

by: Indie_Queen

Sat, 31 Jan 2009 07:42:36 +0000

WTF? I am a fan of body art but this is just terrible.

by: sahra

Sat, 31 Jan 2009 05:04:35 +0000

sexy butt

by: 2201East

Sat, 31 Jan 2009 04:51:58 +0000

where's a mosquito when you need one?

by: bearcub

Sat, 31 Jan 2009 01:07:05 +0000

Quite lame for a tramp stamp….lame for a regular tattoo as well! Is her ass supposed to be a fantastic gift? I'm doubting……

by: SassyCat

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 19:07:10 +0000

There is a zit or mole below the tattoo ewwwwwww and the tattoo is so tacky as well.

by: SassyCat

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 19:05:08 +0000

Another lame ass celeb that just needs to go away.

by: kissmyassobama

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 18:49:29 +0000

Thats the lamest tattoo I,ve ever seen.

by: MilleniumJane

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:34:50 +0000

CHEESEY!!