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	<title>Comments on: The Cougar Celebrates Her Cub's Birthday</title>
	<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-16-the-cougar-celebrates-her-cubs-birthday</link>
	<description>Perez Hilton</description>
	<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:25:34 +0000</pubDate>
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				<title>by: ilovejohnmayer</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-16-the-cougar-celebrates-her-cubs-birthday#comment-3013184</link>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 01:45:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-16-the-cougar-celebrates-her-cubs-birthday#comment-3013184</guid>
					<description>Perez, Perez.
Boy you have some growing up to do honestly.
First off, you need to get over the fact that John Mayer will NEVER like you.
Second, we all know that you guys making out never happened (':
Third, if John Mayer wants to be with that ugly cougar let him.

But I will agree with you, it won't last long.
But you need to STOP WASTING YOUR TIME!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Perez, Perez.<br />
Boy you have some growing up to do honestly.<br />
First off, you need to get over the fact that John Mayer will NEVER like you.<br />
Second, we all know that you guys making out never happened (':<br />
Third, if John Mayer wants to be with that ugly cougar let him.</p>
<p>But I will agree with you, it won't last long.<br />
But you need to STOP WASTING YOUR TIME!
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				<title>by: paisleyjane</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-16-the-cougar-celebrates-her-cubs-birthday#comment-2998926</link>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 04:17:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-16-the-cougar-celebrates-her-cubs-birthday#comment-2998926</guid>
					<description>Perez you sexy beast you--why do you hate on Jennifer so much?  I love her, she is very talented, a regular girl, and hilariously funny-she's someone i would want as a friend--she is lovely and i hope some very goodlooking kind succesful man finds her and marries her very soon---go Jennifer!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Perez you sexy beast you&#8211;why do you hate on Jennifer so much?  I love her, she is very talented, a regular girl, and hilariously funny-she's someone i would want as a friend&#8211;she is lovely and i hope some very goodlooking kind succesful man finds her and marries her very soon&#8212;go Jennifer!
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				<title>by: Jupiter*Girl</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-16-the-cougar-celebrates-her-cubs-birthday#comment-2997976</link>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 22:41:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-16-the-cougar-celebrates-her-cubs-birthday#comment-2997976</guid>
					<description>I cant believe she got back with him after all that SHIT he talked after they broke up. It shows how desperate and pathetic Jen really is! He'll leave her by Christmas..and cheat on her in the meantime.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I cant believe she got back with him after all that SHIT he talked after they broke up. It shows how desperate and pathetic Jen really is! He'll leave her by Christmas..and cheat on her in the meantime.
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				<title>by: TORTEZ</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-16-the-cougar-celebrates-her-cubs-birthday#comment-2997556</link>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 21:13:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-16-the-cougar-celebrates-her-cubs-birthday#comment-2997556</guid>
					<description>She is a glutton for punishment and has a chin like potato head Willis.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She is a glutton for punishment and has a chin like potato head Willis.
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				<title>by: Hayworth Honey</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-16-the-cougar-celebrates-her-cubs-birthday#comment-2996212</link>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:14:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-16-the-cougar-celebrates-her-cubs-birthday#comment-2996212</guid>
					<description>Well dayum, my boy toy is 12 years younger than me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well dayum, my boy toy is 12 years younger than me.
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				<title>by: haha</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-16-the-cougar-celebrates-her-cubs-birthday#comment-2995156</link>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:33:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-16-the-cougar-celebrates-her-cubs-birthday#comment-2995156</guid>
					<description>I'm convinced this is a publicity stunt for her new movie.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I'm convinced this is a publicity stunt for her new movie.
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				<title>by: D-Bag</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-16-the-cougar-celebrates-her-cubs-birthday#comment-2995075</link>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:16:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-16-the-cougar-celebrates-her-cubs-birthday#comment-2995075</guid>
					<description>[re=2994887]Re: Jenfraud[/re] Let's not forget that Maniston's Xmas romantic comedy is yet another ensemble piece. Meaning if it's a hit, the Jen Hen's will  credit her even though there are much bigger stars in it. Anything she stars in AS A LEAD has bombed. The only way people will see a Chinnifer Anuston film is when she is buried under more talented actors. She blows asshole.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-16-the-cougar-celebrates-her-cubs-birthday#comment-2994887">Re: Jenfraud</a> &ndash;  Let's not forget that Maniston's Xmas romantic comedy is yet another ensemble piece. Meaning if it's a hit, the Jen Hen's will  credit her even though there are much bigger stars in it. Anything she stars in AS A LEAD has bombed. The only way people will see a Chinnifer Anuston film is when she is buried under more talented actors. She blows asshole.
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				<title>by: Jenfraud</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-16-the-cougar-celebrates-her-cubs-birthday#comment-2994887</link>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 13:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-16-the-cougar-celebrates-her-cubs-birthday#comment-2994887</guid>
					<description>[re=2994860]Re: urdumb[/re] 

At the restaurant in NYC, they said "We wouldn't have noticed them if WE WERE NOT NOTIFIED IN ADVANCE".   Who called?  John of course!   So "not talking to the papps" aint' happening, as that's all he is interested.  Not Aniston herself.  She is also using him to grab a bit of ink space which she wont' get otherwise with her non-work.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-16-the-cougar-celebrates-her-cubs-birthday#comment-2994860">Re: urdumb</a> &ndash;  </p>
<p>At the restaurant in NYC, they said "We wouldn't have noticed them if WE WERE NOT NOTIFIED IN ADVANCE".   Who called?  John of course!   So "not talking to the papps" aint' happening, as that's all he is interested.  Not Aniston herself.  She is also using him to grab a bit of ink space which she wont' get otherwise with her non-work.
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				<title>by: urdumb</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-16-the-cougar-celebrates-her-cubs-birthday#comment-2994860</link>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 12:28:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-16-the-cougar-celebrates-her-cubs-birthday#comment-2994860</guid>
					<description>[re=2993237]Re: Jenfraud[/re] Jen told John she needed space to think about if they're right for each other, and John freaked out cause he thought she was dumping HIM so He ended it first. John recently told friends he really missed Jen and if she wanted to try again (John said he would stop talking to the papps) to please give him a call. 5 weeks later, she did. Jen is sexually attracted to John but his humor at times is juvenile and non stop, as if he HAS to make everyone laugh all the time.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-16-the-cougar-celebrates-her-cubs-birthday#comment-2993237">Re: Jenfraud</a> &ndash;  Jen told John she needed space to think about if they're right for each other, and John freaked out cause he thought she was dumping HIM so He ended it first. John recently told friends he really missed Jen and if she wanted to try again (John said he would stop talking to the papps) to please give him a call. 5 weeks later, she did. Jen is sexually attracted to John but his humor at times is juvenile and non stop, as if he HAS to make everyone laugh all the time.
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				<title>by: avebgirl139</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-16-the-cougar-celebrates-her-cubs-birthday#comment-2994816</link>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 10:49:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-16-the-cougar-celebrates-her-cubs-birthday#comment-2994816</guid>
					<description>c'mon folks, everyone deserves a second chance!!! John didn't stick it to Jen hard enough the last time, she came out smelling like a rose and looking even better than before the (?) relationship. This time he'll really mess with her pretty, dumb little head. He is a true sociopath/misogynist.  If her doesn't leave 'em writhing in a ball of insecurity and pain, he hasn't completed the job.They don't get any sicker than this dirt bag. Watch out Jen!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>c'mon folks, everyone deserves a second chance!!! John didn't stick it to Jen hard enough the last time, she came out smelling like a rose and looking even better than before the (?) relationship. This time he'll really mess with her pretty, dumb little head. He is a true sociopath/misogynist.  If her doesn't leave 'em writhing in a ball of insecurity and pain, he hasn't completed the job.They don't get any sicker than this dirt bag. Watch out Jen!!!!
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