First off, The Howard Stern Show on Sirius. IT'S BETTER THAN IT'S E V E R BEEEEN! OMG, it is so much more entertaining now than it EVER was in the old days. Howard is great (maybe He, himself is not as excited about the whole thing as he was as a young man… but that's understandable and the show as a whole way more than makes up for his shortcomings). Richard and Sal are valuable assets, Robin is overrating and gets on my nerves, Fred is awesome, Gary is awesome, Benjy is cool, Artie is WAAAAY over-RATED!!! Jeez. What a joke. He's a good comedian. He's not Steve Martin or Jerry Seinfeld or even on the same level as Mitch Hedberg was!!! He's GOOD, period. Very good, even. But that's it.

Ok, on to Beth. She is an angel and Howard is so fortunate to get anyone so wonderful, beautiful and lovely as her! Sure, he has the money and the fame - but my gut feeling is that she's actually "in" to him! Good for him. I am envious (for many reasons, but that is one big one too!).

Next: The tattoo. Howard's is cool. I hate to say it, but Beth's tattoo looks awful!! Granted, it's the only thing on her that looks anything but gorgeous, but WOW. What a bad choice. What a horrible script for an "H"! Yet, Howard's looks great! Go figure!

Ok, I've said enough… now for the plugs: www.stripology.com and of course, www.jasondavis.com.

Snooooooze.

Beth is lame.

It is not too late to dump her for Angie Everhart, Howard!