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	<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-31-covering-for-ladouche</link>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:18:39 +0000</pubDate>
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				<title>by: Yuki</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-31-covering-for-ladouche#comment-2722405</link>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 04:35:21 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>Shia isn't a douche. YOU are Perez.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shia isn't a douche. YOU are Perez.
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				<title>by: Egh</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-31-covering-for-ladouche#comment-2712789</link>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 15:45:20 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>I generally do not take the time to comment on any public forum online because all people are complete idiots.  Yet, on this rare occasion I cannot stop myself from feeling that there is an important message to convey...

You all need to get a life (myself included, it pains me that I am actually taking time out of my day to respond to your dribble.)

Why do all of us losers who frequent these sites have to act as if we personally know these celebrities?  One comment actually went so far as to call LaBeouf 'compassionate!'  How the hell do you know?  He could rape puppies and eat their dead bodies for breakfast!  You never know!  So why do people get so upset and say some of the rudest and most trite things to each other in the name of defending a complete stranger?  

I hate you all.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I generally do not take the time to comment on any public forum online because all people are complete idiots.  Yet, on this rare occasion I cannot stop myself from feeling that there is an important message to convey&#8230;</p>
<p>You all need to get a life (myself included, it pains me that I am actually taking time out of my day to respond to your dribble.)</p>
<p>Why do all of us losers who frequent these sites have to act as if we personally know these celebrities?  One comment actually went so far as to call LaBeouf 'compassionate!'  How the hell do you know?  He could rape puppies and eat their dead bodies for breakfast!  You never know!  So why do people get so upset and say some of the rudest and most trite things to each other in the name of defending a complete stranger?  </p>
<p>I hate you all.
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				<title>by: Kitty</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-31-covering-for-ladouche#comment-2712270</link>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 10:10:12 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>Your readers are, like, SO articulate! Scrolling down their comments, like, totally proves that you have MADE it! Totally! Can you say..."complete sentence"? Or is bursting out random thoughts, like, totally the new thing? OMG! Paris thinks it's cool. Do it!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your readers are, like, SO articulate! Scrolling down their comments, like, totally proves that you have MADE it! Totally! Can you say&#8230;"complete sentence"? Or is bursting out random thoughts, like, totally the new thing? OMG! Paris thinks it's cool. Do it!
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				<title>by: lara</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-31-covering-for-ladouche#comment-2710551</link>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 23:20:03 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>saw him at the airport with zoe kravitz and they were making out!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>saw him at the airport with zoe kravitz and they were making out!!!!
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				<title>by: Julie</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-31-covering-for-ladouche#comment-2708591</link>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 18:10:17 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>You know, I love how you can say whatever you want and it's funny, perez. But, this, this post was just stupid. It shows your ignorance. He's 22. He's going to make mistakes and if he wasn't drunk, then he wasn't. It's not a crime to drink and then drive four hours later when you pass the breath test. Which, I know for a fact they did a blood alchol test while he was at the hospital getting surgery on his hand. (By law the hospital has to check for alcohol.) 

p.s. Michael Bay might be a douche to you, but he's a mother fucking rich douche and can say and do whatever he wants.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know, I love how you can say whatever you want and it's funny, perez. But, this, this post was just stupid. It shows your ignorance. He's 22. He's going to make mistakes and if he wasn't drunk, then he wasn't. It's not a crime to drink and then drive four hours later when you pass the breath test. Which, I know for a fact they did a blood alchol test while he was at the hospital getting surgery on his hand. (By law the hospital has to check for alcohol.) </p>
<p>p.s. Michael Bay might be a douche to you, but he's a mother fucking rich douche and can say and do whatever he wants.
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				<title>by: Sam</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-31-covering-for-ladouche#comment-2707720</link>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 15:31:43 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>I have no patience for celebrity DUI's ... or anybody's for that matter. PUT HIM IN JAIL DAMN IT.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have no patience for celebrity DUI's &#8230; or anybody's for that matter. PUT HIM IN JAIL DAMN IT.
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				<title>by: Webby</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-31-covering-for-ladouche#comment-2706955</link>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 11:43:20 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>[re=2704979]Re: Steve[/re]Hahahahah - funniest post on this whole thread! For a while I thought that Dr. Phil was posting under an assumed name.
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In all honesty, there is probably enough churn on this site to ensure that the page hit level stays very high. And with new people seeeing the ads for the very first time, the advertisers just might be getting good value.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-31-covering-for-ladouche#comment-2704979">Re: Steve</a> &ndash; Hahahahah - funniest post on this whole thread! For a while I thought that Dr. Phil was posting under an assumed name.<br />
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In all honesty, there is probably enough churn on this site to ensure that the page hit level stays very high. And with new people seeeing the ads for the very first time, the advertisers just might be getting good value.
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				<title>by: SaraTeal</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-31-covering-for-ladouche#comment-2706244</link>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 05:53:43 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>Wow, Perez. Was it only a couple weeks ago that pictures of Shia were filed under your Yummy Yummy Screw section?! You're such a hypocrite for this. Don't turn your back on him just because he made a mistake. Ridiculous.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, Perez. Was it only a couple weeks ago that pictures of Shia were filed under your Yummy Yummy Screw section?! You're such a hypocrite for this. Don't turn your back on him just because he made a mistake. Ridiculous.
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				<title>by: Mmari</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-31-covering-for-ladouche#comment-2706129</link>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 04:08:03 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>he is of age to drink and never fled the scene. i feel he will definitely be more cautious about drinking and driving situations and learn from this. he is an amazing actor and i support him.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>he is of age to drink and never fled the scene. i feel he will definitely be more cautious about drinking and driving situations and learn from this. he is an amazing actor and i support him.
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				<title>by: Steve</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-31-covering-for-ladouche#comment-2704979</link>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 22:44:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-31-covering-for-ladouche#comment-2704979</guid>
					<description>&lt;b&gt;First off, I dare anyone to read Shayn's post and not beleive that it is Perez himself behind the keyboard.
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I just hope that his attention dependency does not go untreated. I also hope that his website advertisers do not rely on the simple number of hits on this site, but take a gander at the multitude of displeased formerly avid readers. CLEAN IT UP AND GAIN OUR RESPECT ONCE MORE.&lt;/b&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>First off, I dare anyone to read Shayn's post and not beleive that it is Perez himself behind the keyboard.<br />
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I just hope that his attention dependency does not go untreated. I also hope that his website advertisers do not rely on the simple number of hits on this site, but take a gander at the multitude of displeased formerly avid readers. CLEAN IT UP AND GAIN OUR RESPECT ONCE MORE.</b>
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