Comments on: Moving Way Too Fast! http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-02-moving-way-too-fast Perez Hilton Sun, 07 Sep 2008 16:59:17 +0000 Perezhilton.com by: Eva http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-02-moving-way-too-fast#comment-2379880 Sat, 14 Jun 2008 23:31:56 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-02-moving-way-too-fast#comment-2379880 Is it just me, or did dating Jessica Simpson mess with John? John was doing just fine until Jesica came along. And then, next thing you know, he has a major brain fart that he's not getting out of. Come on, John! You can do so much better than Jennifer Aniston-who's publicity is the only thing that matters to you right now. I never really thought that John and Minka Kelly were never really compatible. She watned a commitment right away, and he wnted to take his time with her-nothing is wrong with taking your time with someone. Maybe that might have scared John off from Minka-her wanting a commitment right away. (Hell, that would scare anyone away-even me!) Cameron Diaz was just a f*ck buddy-nothing really came of that. BUt Jennifer Aniston has alterier motives. Is it just me, or did dating Jessica Simpson mess with John? John was doing just fine until Jesica came along. And then, next thing you know, he has a major brain fart that he's not getting out of. Come on, John! You can do so much better than Jennifer Aniston-who's publicity is the only thing that matters to you right now. I never really thought that John and Minka Kelly were never really compatible. She watned a commitment right away, and he wnted to take his time with her-nothing is wrong with taking your time with someone. Maybe that might have scared John off from Minka-her wanting a commitment right away. (Hell, that would scare anyone away-even me!) Cameron Diaz was just a f*ck buddy-nothing really came of that. BUt Jennifer Aniston has alterier motives.

]]> by: Eva http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-02-moving-way-too-fast#comment-2363198 Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:39:15 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-02-moving-way-too-fast#comment-2363198 I'm starting to believe the Jen cheating rumors more and more. I'm also starting to believe the breakup rumors more an more. But, everytime these rumors pop up, HUvane and the rest of Jen's PR team spark another rumor-such as John and Jen having a baby (FAT CHANCE-since John has no intention of settling down first. I would think John would want to get married first before starting his family-this one takes the cake), that they're moving in together (um, this one is not true) and that John's good in bed (okay, that one is true-a number of his exes have said so). What kind of person cheats, and then has her PR team start another rumor to cover up the story? No one, that's who! I have a feeling that it's Jen and Huvane are leaking these stories to the media, especially about Jen's sex life with John. Just goes to show you how classy Jen really is. I heard from several posters on JJ that Jen is easy-even the writers on the FRIENDS staff said so themselves. If Jen is cheating on John with some mystery , then all the other cheating rumors are true. She cheated on that Paul guy with John, and she cheated on Steve with that Paul guy, and she cheated on that Brian guy with that Steve guy, and she cheated on Vince with that Steve guy. What kind of classy gal cheats on guys? John better watch out, because Jen's cheating on him to. No wonder she's been extra happy lately! (I'm thinking that this mystery guy is Owen Wilson.) RUN, JOHN, RUN! I'm starting to believe the Jen cheating rumors more and more. I'm also starting to believe the breakup rumors more an more. But, everytime these rumors pop up, HUvane and the rest of Jen's PR team spark another rumor-such as John and Jen having a baby (FAT CHANCE-since John has no intention of settling down first. I would think John would want to get married first before starting his family-this one takes the cake), that they're moving in together (um, this one is not true) and that John's good in bed (okay, that one is true-a number of his exes have said so). What kind of person cheats, and then has her PR team start another rumor to cover up the story? No one, that's who! I have a feeling that it's Jen and Huvane are leaking these stories to the media, especially about Jen's sex life with John. Just goes to show you how classy Jen really is. I heard from several posters on JJ that Jen is easy-even the writers on the FRIENDS staff said so themselves. If Jen is cheating on John with some mystery , then all the other cheating rumors are true. She cheated on that Paul guy with John, and she cheated on Steve with that Paul guy, and she cheated on that Brian guy with that Steve guy, and she cheated on Vince with that Steve guy. What kind of classy gal cheats on guys? John better watch out, because Jen's cheating on him to. No wonder she's been extra happy lately! (I'm thinking that this mystery guy is Owen Wilson.)
RUN, JOHN, RUN!

]]> by: Daris http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-02-moving-way-too-fast#comment-2350849 Tue, 10 Jun 2008 22:50:53 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-02-moving-way-too-fast#comment-2350849 Don't mind this idot he is a tottal jolie b*tch Billy bob was smart left her because she propably trapped him into adopting maddox. Brad was just stupid and fell for it and she has trapped him with 4 kids. she a lesbian lover for the past 12 years Jenny Shimizu she said it herself and warns brad that she only want a man to help raise her kids. that idiot deserve angelina jolie you don't leave you wife for a piece of ass and now you can tell he's unhappy he has aged so much since hes been with her and they are so unnatrual when they are around each other. hey brad get you balls back and make her stop controlling you As for Jen she has moved on she is happy living her life for stop your senseless hating Don't mind this idot he is a tottal jolie b*tch

Billy bob was smart left her because she propably trapped him into adopting maddox. Brad was just stupid and fell for it and she has trapped him with 4 kids. she a lesbian lover for the past 12 years Jenny Shimizu she said it herself and warns brad that she only want a man to help raise her kids. that idiot deserve angelina jolie you don't leave you wife for a piece of ass and now you can tell he's unhappy he has aged so much since hes been with her and they are so unnatrual when they are around each other. hey brad get you balls back and make her stop controlling you

As for Jen she has moved on she is happy living her life for stop your senseless hating

]]> by: mary http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-02-moving-way-too-fast#comment-2350842 Tue, 10 Jun 2008 22:49:39 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-02-moving-way-too-fast#comment-2350842 How typical perex is blogin about BS F*ck off you fat fag jen is hot and you jeolous perez How typical perex is blogin about BS F*ck off you fat fag jen is hot and you jeolous perez

]]> by: Eva http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-02-moving-way-too-fast#comment-2336499 Sun, 08 Jun 2008 17:48:59 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-02-moving-way-too-fast#comment-2336499 [re=2302829]Re: Observ[/re] 'I got laughed at her IMDB board for this, but I'm just throwing it out there-hse's using John for her own publicity. And when Angie pops out the kids in a few weeks (that's what I'm guessing, seeing as twins are very rarely carried to full term), John's going to disappear just as fast as he appeared. Re: Observ – 'I got laughed at her IMDB board for this, but I'm just throwing it out there-hse's using John for her own publicity. And when Angie pops out the kids in a few weeks (that's what I'm guessing, seeing as twins are very rarely carried to full term), John's going to disappear just as fast as he appeared.

]]> by: Eva http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-02-moving-way-too-fast#comment-2330184 Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:55:56 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-02-moving-way-too-fast#comment-2330184 [re=2302511]Re: LickMy[/re] I agree with you 100%! I get the feeling that Jhn's about to run sometime soon. Next thing you know, Jen's going to want John to cancel his tour. And they'll have a nasty breakup over it. Re: LickMy –
I agree with you 100%!
I get the feeling that Jhn's about to run sometime soon. Next thing you know, Jen's going to want John to cancel his tour. And they'll have a nasty breakup over it.

]]> by: Eva http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-02-moving-way-too-fast#comment-2330065 Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:38:47 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-02-moving-way-too-fast#comment-2330065 [re=2303497]Re: Dawn[/re] Thank you! You've jsut reiterated what I've been saying, and what a lot of people have been saying all along. ANd in each photo with Jen, John looks very uncomfortable, but Jen's the only one smiling. From John's posture and body language, he's just not that into Jen. Re: Dawn –
Thank you! You've jsut reiterated what I've been saying, and what a lot of people have been saying all along. ANd in each photo with Jen, John looks very uncomfortable, but Jen's the only one smiling. From John's posture and body language, he's just not that into Jen.

]]> by: She's http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-02-moving-way-too-fast#comment-2318607 Thu, 05 Jun 2008 03:22:16 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-02-moving-way-too-fast#comment-2318607 she looks very masculine. She needs a makeover. Bad, bad, bad hair. she looks very masculine. She needs a makeover. Bad, bad, bad hair.

]]> by: Lola http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-02-moving-way-too-fast#comment-2318600 Thu, 05 Jun 2008 03:21:26 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-02-moving-way-too-fast#comment-2318600 I think she is lying about her age. She looks older. She has some really bad, thin, straggly looking hair. She needs some mousse, a blow dryer and a flat iron. I think she is lying about her age. She looks older. She has some really bad, thin, straggly looking hair. She needs some mousse, a blow dryer and a flat iron.

]]> by: Anonymous http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-02-moving-way-too-fast#comment-2315547 Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:53:41 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-02-moving-way-too-fast#comment-2315547 aww i think they make an adorable couple ... so cute !!! aww i think they make an adorable couple … so cute !!!

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