Comments on: Jessica Alba Secretly Marries! http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-20-jessica-alba-secretly-marries Perez Hilton Fri, 21 Nov 2008 09:43:20 +0000 Perezhilton.com by: Tina http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-20-jessica-alba-secretly-marries#comment-2235451 Fri, 23 May 2008 18:27:55 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-20-jessica-alba-secretly-marries#comment-2235451 Ti miről beszéltek itt ez egy nagyon jó kis képecske lett...mondhatnám cuki...nah puszi:P Ti miről beszéltek itt ez egy nagyon jó kis képecske lett…mondhatnám cuki…nah puszi:P

]]> by: amber http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-20-jessica-alba-secretly-marries#comment-2229339 Thu, 22 May 2008 21:21:18 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-20-jessica-alba-secretly-marries#comment-2229339 who the hell marries on a monday ?? who the hell marries on a monday ??

]]> by: Sally http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-20-jessica-alba-secretly-marries#comment-2223134 Thu, 22 May 2008 13:33:04 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-20-jessica-alba-secretly-marries#comment-2223134 "Her plan worked! Get the baby and then get that ring!" Misogynistic bullshit. "Her plan worked! Get the baby and then get that ring!"

Misogynistic bullshit.

]]> by: Lily http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-20-jessica-alba-secretly-marries#comment-2211347 Wed, 21 May 2008 06:45:44 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-20-jessica-alba-secretly-marries#comment-2211347 bitch could do better SO much better bitch could do better
SO much better

]]> by: pull it out of yr ass http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-20-jessica-alba-secretly-marries#comment-2211146 Wed, 21 May 2008 05:45:06 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-20-jessica-alba-secretly-marries#comment-2211146 Fuck off perz....... STOP PICKING ON ALBA. GET YOUR DILDO OUTA YR ASS AND START PICKING ON FUCKERS LIKE BRITNEY AGAIN. Fuck off perz……. STOP PICKING ON ALBA.

GET YOUR DILDO OUTA YR ASS AND START PICKING ON FUCKERS LIKE BRITNEY AGAIN.

]]> by: cheerupcash.com http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-20-jessica-alba-secretly-marries#comment-2210658 Wed, 21 May 2008 04:18:02 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-20-jessica-alba-secretly-marries#comment-2210658 Why does CW always look like someone just ran over his best friend? The guy is depressing. I have never seen a picture of him where he is anything other than glum. He must be related to Eeyore. Why does CW always look like someone just ran over his best friend? The guy is depressing. I have never seen a picture of him where he is anything other than glum. He must be related to Eeyore.

]]> by: Kenny http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-20-jessica-alba-secretly-marries#comment-2210522 Wed, 21 May 2008 04:08:39 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-20-jessica-alba-secretly-marries#comment-2210522 It's a small tragedy that someone with as little gift for social commentary as Perez has this much presence in our culture. Jessica Alba, while not claiming to be the greatest actress, appears to have much more talent in her chosen profession than someone who inanely, and without any gift for insightful commentary, points out aspects of others, and adds photoshopped druel to their pics. Fact is, if you're here, act like an American. Pointing out our ethnicities is nothing to be ashamed, nor proud of; it's simply the circumstances surrounding your birth. Perhaps it gives Perez something of note, other than his girth or gargantuan, aesthetically displeasurable features to point out that he's "Latin" (wow), but the fact is; You're American, now shut the fuck up about it. It's a small tragedy that someone with as little gift for social commentary as Perez has this much presence in our culture. Jessica Alba, while not claiming to be the greatest actress, appears to have much more talent in her chosen profession than someone who inanely, and without any gift for insightful commentary, points out aspects of others, and adds photoshopped druel to their pics. Fact is, if you're here, act like an American. Pointing out our ethnicities is nothing to be ashamed, nor proud of; it's simply the circumstances surrounding your birth. Perhaps it gives Perez something of note, other than his girth or gargantuan, aesthetically displeasurable features to point out that he's "Latin" (wow), but the fact is; You're American, now shut the fuck up about it.

]]> by: Belle http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-20-jessica-alba-secretly-marries#comment-2210432 Wed, 21 May 2008 03:53:45 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-20-jessica-alba-secretly-marries#comment-2210432 Perez, " Her plan worked! Get the baby and then get that ring! Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba and her babydaddy, Cashole Warren, quietly wed on Monday." That sound so rude and immatrue. Where's your class? Where's your supposedly new business-man-personality? Please don't put others, and yourself, don't like that for no reason. Perez,

" Her plan worked! Get the baby and then get that ring!

Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba and her babydaddy, Cashole Warren, quietly wed on Monday."

That sound so rude and immatrue. Where's your class? Where's your supposedly new business-man-personality? Please don't put others, and yourself, don't like that for no reason.

]]> by: Perezlock http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-20-jessica-alba-secretly-marries#comment-2210088 Wed, 21 May 2008 02:31:48 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-20-jessica-alba-secretly-marries#comment-2210088 Who cares? Who cares?

]]> by: Hopefully she'll keep the big tits http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-20-jessica-alba-secretly-marries#comment-2209964 Wed, 21 May 2008 02:06:44 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-20-jessica-alba-secretly-marries#comment-2209964 I guarantee you Cash is on his knees three times a day praying to Sweet Jesus that Jessica will keep her big, fat, gorgeous tits after she gives birth. I guarantee you Cash is on his knees three times a day praying to Sweet Jesus that Jessica will keep her big, fat, gorgeous tits after she gives birth.

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