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		<title>by: momza</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-15-nice-day-for-a-white-wedding#comment-2256176</link>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 04:29:34 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>[re=2179169]Re: BethOats HorseFace Golddigger[/re] Oh, you are a scream! You made me laugh so hard, I've still got tears in my eyes. Here, here's what you said:
#157 -  BethOats HorseFace Golddigger says – reply to this
Neigh !!!!
Beth Oats, the horsefaced gold digger, looks a couple of chromosomes short of retarded. How can Beth Oats be a model when she's cross-eyed?
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Her eyes are disturbing. They look like a witch or a wolfe on top of being cross-eyed. Her whole appearance is so Sears Catalog with her round shoulders, skinny body and shapeless posture. No matter how odd she comes across with her giveaway tranny jawline and masculine eyes, she still is degrading herself hanging around waiting for his majesty to marry her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-15-nice-day-for-a-white-wedding#comment-2179169">Re: BethOats HorseFace Golddigger</a> &ndash;  Oh, you are a scream! You made me laugh so hard, I've still got tears in my eyes. Here, here's what you said:<br />
#157 -  BethOats HorseFace Golddigger says – reply to this<br />
Neigh !!!!<br />
Beth Oats, the horsefaced gold digger, looks a couple of chromosomes short of retarded. How can Beth Oats be a model when she's cross-eyed?<br />
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Her eyes are disturbing. They look like a witch or a wolfe on top of being cross-eyed. Her whole appearance is so Sears Catalog with her round shoulders, skinny body and shapeless posture. No matter how odd she comes across with her giveaway tranny jawline and masculine eyes, she still is degrading herself hanging around waiting for his majesty to marry her.
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		<title>by: momza</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-15-nice-day-for-a-white-wedding#comment-2256152</link>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 04:23:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-15-nice-day-for-a-white-wedding#comment-2256152</guid>
					<description>[re=2178802]Re: stern[/re] Actually, the marriage didn't "break down" as you put it. Howard went on a campaign to force Alison to leave him. He humiliated her and  her family as is everybody grist for his humor mill. He is the evil magician orchestrating people to react to each other in a grisly way. Beth wants what she's seen other women getting, marriage and children and she's hung around this cesspool for 8 years and marriage and children she will get - she thinks. 

Howard is a faded figure who has  reached the top of his game and I rather doubt he's looking to be a father with his fuck being used by a baby instead of  him. It's not what he planned for the second and last part of his life. Night time feedings and dirty diapers is something he's already been through. He's got more money than god. Why would you want to damage your charmed life by marrying this bim?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-15-nice-day-for-a-white-wedding#comment-2178802">Re: stern</a> &ndash;  Actually, the marriage didn't "break down" as you put it. Howard went on a campaign to force Alison to leave him. He humiliated her and  her family as is everybody grist for his humor mill. He is the evil magician orchestrating people to react to each other in a grisly way. Beth wants what she's seen other women getting, marriage and children and she's hung around this cesspool for 8 years and marriage and children she will get - she thinks. </p>
<p>Howard is a faded figure who has  reached the top of his game and I rather doubt he's looking to be a father with his fuck being used by a baby instead of  him. It's not what he planned for the second and last part of his life. Night time feedings and dirty diapers is something he's already been through. He's got more money than god. Why would you want to damage your charmed life by marrying this bim?
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		<title>by: Momza</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-15-nice-day-for-a-white-wedding#comment-2256098</link>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 04:05:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-15-nice-day-for-a-white-wedding#comment-2256098</guid>
					<description>I was informed I like to talk a lot. Well, I have a lot to say so I cut the post in two and here is part two which I know you're enjoying.

Howard has all the chips in this duo. What does she bring to the table? Beth is not good looking, has nothing to say and her shelf life is very limited. She's on the cusp of becoming 40 and Howard is going to see that as a blemish on him. 

Grinning, her favorite expression, makes her look more of a dufus than she is and Howard has locked himself in with a mistake that wasn't meant to go on for eight years. He saw a tall, skinny young woman with long, blond hair and didn't realize at the time that all he really wanted was a statement about himself to the world using this trophy that says to the world I've arrived. 

Beth, by contrast, thought she'd landed the big fish and she'd not have to take those low end modeling jobs any  more and besides, her time in the modeling industry was fast ending.

This will not end prettily. Both have different agendas and everyone can see it except the two principals.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was informed I like to talk a lot. Well, I have a lot to say so I cut the post in two and here is part two which I know you're enjoying.</p>
<p>Howard has all the chips in this duo. What does she bring to the table? Beth is not good looking, has nothing to say and her shelf life is very limited. She's on the cusp of becoming 40 and Howard is going to see that as a blemish on him. </p>
<p>Grinning, her favorite expression, makes her look more of a dufus than she is and Howard has locked himself in with a mistake that wasn't meant to go on for eight years. He saw a tall, skinny young woman with long, blond hair and didn't realize at the time that all he really wanted was a statement about himself to the world using this trophy that says to the world I've arrived. </p>
<p>Beth, by contrast, thought she'd landed the big fish and she'd not have to take those low end modeling jobs any  more and besides, her time in the modeling industry was fast ending.</p>
<p>This will not end prettily. Both have different agendas and everyone can see it except the two principals.
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		<title>by: Momza</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-15-nice-day-for-a-white-wedding#comment-2256086</link>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 04:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>Howard is not going to marry Beth. All of this nonsense as to the date or style of the wedding is nothing more than a delaying tactic on Howard's part until he gets up the courage to dump Beth who is by now becoming a thorn in his side.

She got herself a nice ring which, when sold, will bring  her in enough money to not have to work for a while and besides, Howard will throw her a couple of million to sweeten the pot.

As soon a I heard the words, "Engagement Chicken", I knew it was the death knell for Beth because she revealed her hand. She is probably a good bed partner but her conversation must be mindbogglingly vapid. Talking about high school and saving dogs she imagines does something to give her a personality.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Howard is not going to marry Beth. All of this nonsense as to the date or style of the wedding is nothing more than a delaying tactic on Howard's part until he gets up the courage to dump Beth who is by now becoming a thorn in his side.</p>
<p>She got herself a nice ring which, when sold, will bring  her in enough money to not have to work for a while and besides, Howard will throw her a couple of million to sweeten the pot.</p>
<p>As soon a I heard the words, "Engagement Chicken", I knew it was the death knell for Beth because she revealed her hand. She is probably a good bed partner but her conversation must be mindbogglingly vapid. Talking about high school and saving dogs she imagines does something to give her a personality.
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		<title>by: nightshift</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-15-nice-day-for-a-white-wedding#comment-2190300</link>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 22:44:48 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>no - they have said on the show that is is an october wedding.  his daughter graduated from college or something this weekend.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>no - they have said on the show that is is an october wedding.  his daughter graduated from college or something this weekend.
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		<title>by: jonalisa</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-15-nice-day-for-a-white-wedding#comment-2189380</link>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 20:09:23 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>i WAS a Philly fan but he was a phoney when I got to know him better......
then, moving away to a place that didn't have him on the radio was hard for the first few weeks until I realized how NEGATIVE and BITTER he was. Why listen to that? Four hours of bitching and whining for a couple of laughs just isnt' worth it! I felt so much better starting my days WITHOUT listening to Howard Stern. Life just got better and better. Good luck to her, she'll get sick of him, just like Alison did. You can only put up with complaining for so long and then it's just not fun anymore!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i WAS a Philly fan but he was a phoney when I got to know him better&#8230;&#8230;<br />
then, moving away to a place that didn't have him on the radio was hard for the first few weeks until I realized how NEGATIVE and BITTER he was. Why listen to that? Four hours of bitching and whining for a couple of laughs just isnt' worth it! I felt so much better starting my days WITHOUT listening to Howard Stern. Life just got better and better. Good luck to her, she'll get sick of him, just like Alison did. You can only put up with complaining for so long and then it's just not fun anymore!
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		<title>by: te-hee</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-15-nice-day-for-a-white-wedding#comment-2188125</link>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 15:14:05 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>Howard can ride her off into the sunset after the wedding. The pig and the horse. Tranny big foot bitch.</description>
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		<title>by: Natalie</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-15-nice-day-for-a-white-wedding#comment-2188085</link>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 14:53:02 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>[re=2185832]Re: ali[/re] I know. When I saw her on "the View" I thought to myself I could not believe that Howard didn't go for someone beautiful. When she moved her mouth, I yelled "WHOA"!! Horse teeth and a huge 5 head. Bigger than Tyra's big fat head. That's hard to beat.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-15-nice-day-for-a-white-wedding#comment-2185832">Re: ali</a> &ndash;  I know. When I saw her on "the View" I thought to myself I could not believe that Howard didn't go for someone beautiful. When she moved her mouth, I yelled "WHOA"!! Horse teeth and a huge 5 head. Bigger than Tyra's big fat head. That's hard to beat.
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		<title>by: PU</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-15-nice-day-for-a-white-wedding#comment-2187148</link>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 04:15:28 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>He just looks like he smells bad!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He just looks like he smells bad!
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		<title>by: BadSanta</title>
		<link>http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-15-nice-day-for-a-white-wedding#comment-2186807</link>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 02:41:17 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>Perez, you moron! Stern went to his daughter's college graduation in Missouri.  That's why he's been gone for most of the week.  He's a lazy bastard but he ain't a dumb one...no way he's getting married until that pre-nup is solid as a rock.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Perez, you moron! Stern went to his daughter's college graduation in Missouri.  That's why he's been gone for most of the week.  He's a lazy bastard but he ain't a dumb one&#8230;no way he's getting married until that pre-nup is solid as a rock.
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