Comments on: Out On Bail http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-08-out-on-bail Perez Hilton Mon, 12 May 2008 22:03:49 +0000 Perezhilton.com by: ZOMBIE http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-08-out-on-bail#comment-2132038 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:54:14 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-08-out-on-bail#comment-2132038 die fucking bitch ass slut of a drug fucked whore cunt slut! there, lots of swearing! die fucking bitch ass slut of a drug fucked whore cunt slut!

there, lots of swearing!

]]> by: shaz http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-08-out-on-bail#comment-2131833 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:29:59 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-08-out-on-bail#comment-2131833 wudnt surise me if she was bk in 2day! wudnt surise me if she was bk in 2day!

]]> by: Rash Manly http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-08-out-on-bail#comment-2131486 Fri, 09 May 2008 05:56:51 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-08-out-on-bail#comment-2131486 <b>She will be arrested by the time I finish writing this sen...</b> She will be arrested by the
time I finish writing this sen…

]]> by: Cassie http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-08-out-on-bail#comment-2126959 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:59:42 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-08-out-on-bail#comment-2126959 I give her a week to two weeks...her shiz is out of control again all of a sudden lately...something tells me it will all come to a head shortly. :( I give her a week to two weeks…her shiz is out of control again all of a sudden lately…something tells me it will all come to a head shortly. :(

]]> by: Labby http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-08-out-on-bail#comment-2126805 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:46:19 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-08-out-on-bail#comment-2126805 WHERE ART THOU MITCH? WHERE ART THOU MITCH? WHERE ART THOU MITCH? WHERE ART THOU MITCH? WHERE ART THOU MITCH? WHERE ART THOU MITCH?

]]> by: britt http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-08-out-on-bail#comment-2126009 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:12:39 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-08-out-on-bail#comment-2126009 this story is getting old first she gets arrested then let out then then arrested and held in police custody like wtf this is boring who cares shes old news yes she is talented but she can't even get her shit together and focus on what "supposedly" matters to her the music.....pffttt this story is getting old first she gets arrested then let out then then arrested and held in police custody like wtf this is boring who cares shes old news yes she is talented but she can't even get her shit together and focus on what "supposedly" matters to her the music…..pffttt

]]> by: Hillary Clinton: The Psycho Ex-Girlfriend of the Democratic Party! http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-08-out-on-bail#comment-2125776 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:42:46 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-08-out-on-bail#comment-2125776 It's 2:31 AM. The Democratic Party is sleeping peacefully when it hears its phone buzz on the night stand. It rolls over and sees "Hillary" on the caller ID. It pauses briefly, considering pushing "END" and not dealing with this shit tonight. The thought is appealing but the Democratic Party knows that if it doesn't take this call, another one is only minutes away. DEMS: …Hello? Hillary: Hey baby. DEMS: C'mon Hillary. Enough with this. Hillary: Don't you get it? You NEED me. DEMS: No, I don't. It was fun while it lasted but I'm with Barack now. I made my choice, it's done. Hillary: You can't really mean that. How can you say that after all the good times we had? DEMS: To be honest, I started hanging out with you because Bill's pretty awesome. Hillary: But I'm just like Bill! DEMS: No, you're not. Bill is charismatic, inspiring, and gets me really good weed. Hillary: Fuck you. You're elitist! DEMS: I'm going back to sleep. http://madatoms.com/2008/05/edit-hillary-clinton-psycho-ex.html It's 2:31 AM. The Democratic Party is sleeping peacefully when it hears its phone buzz on the night stand. It rolls over and sees "Hillary" on the caller ID. It pauses briefly, considering pushing "END" and not dealing with this shit tonight. The thought is appealing but the Democratic Party knows that if it doesn't take this call, another one is only minutes away.
DEMS: …Hello?
Hillary: Hey baby.
DEMS: C'mon Hillary. Enough with this.
Hillary: Don't you get it? You NEED me.
DEMS: No, I don't. It was fun while it lasted but I'm with Barack now. I made my choice, it's done.
Hillary: You can't really mean that. How can you say that after all the good times we had?
DEMS: To be honest, I started hanging out with you because Bill's pretty awesome.
Hillary: But I'm just like Bill!
DEMS: No, you're not. Bill is charismatic, inspiring, and gets me really good weed.
Hillary: Fuck you. You're elitist!
DEMS: I'm going back to sleep.
http://madatoms.com/2008/05/edit-hillary-clinton-psycho-ex.html

]]> by: stephanie http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-08-out-on-bail#comment-2125647 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:28:08 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-08-out-on-bail#comment-2125647 i think today. LOL shes back in jail because she confessed to being the one in the video of her smoking crack. aw, amy wino i think today. LOL

shes back in jail because she confessed to being the one in the video of her smoking crack.

aw, amy wino

]]> by: LaLa http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-08-out-on-bail#comment-2125604 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:22:24 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-08-out-on-bail#comment-2125604 will she just die already!! i HATE her! will she just die already!! i HATE her!

]]> by: kate http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-08-out-on-bail#comment-2125046 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:23:08 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-08-out-on-bail#comment-2125046 hate hate

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