Comments on: This Is Not A Joke http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-05-this-is-not-a-joke-31 Perez Hilton Sat, 17 May 2008 12:19:14 +0000 Perezhilton.com by: Jonathan http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-05-this-is-not-a-joke-31#comment-2119355 Wed, 07 May 2008 18:59:20 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-05-this-is-not-a-joke-31#comment-2119355 [re=2100087]Re: Jamie T[/re] [re=2100087]Re: Jamie T[/re] The map was not drawn properly. Orlando has nothing on South Florida when it comes to revenue. We want West Palm on down. Florida can keep the redneck areas. North of West Palm and the west side of the state. Re: Jamie T – Re: Jamie T –
The map was not drawn properly. Orlando has nothing on South Florida when it comes to revenue. We want West Palm on down. Florida can keep the redneck areas. North of West Palm and the west side of the state.

]]> by: Jonathan http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-05-this-is-not-a-joke-31#comment-2119349 Wed, 07 May 2008 18:57:11 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-05-this-is-not-a-joke-31#comment-2119349 Not idiots at all, please do some research prior to drawing your map. We do not want Orlando. Florida is divided between liberal city folks in south florida (west palm on down). Rednecks are everywhere else. The state gives us mandates for more programs but wants more money from us. We give the most money to the state and in turn we get more mandates that we have to comply with and the state always wants more money. We are treated different compared to other parts of the state. None of our legislations that are meant to benefit South Florida ever pass. But we are quick to vote for legislations benefiting other parts of the state. Do your homework then call us idiots slick! Not idiots at all, please do some research prior to drawing your map. We do not want Orlando. Florida is divided between liberal city folks in south florida (west palm on down). Rednecks are everywhere else. The state gives us mandates for more programs but wants more money from us. We give the most money to the state and in turn we get more mandates that we have to comply with and the state always wants more money. We are treated different compared to other parts of the state. None of our legislations that are meant to benefit South Florida ever pass. But we are quick to vote for legislations benefiting other parts of the state. Do your homework then call us idiots slick!

]]> by: cougars suck http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-05-this-is-not-a-joke-31#comment-2115192 Wed, 07 May 2008 03:17:37 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-05-this-is-not-a-joke-31#comment-2115192 Yes. It is NORTH Lauderdale. I grew up there..18 years in North Lauderdale..whoopee. I've been gone for a long time. What a bunch of FUCKTARDS! This city is going totally ghetto, slimy and scary. I wish my chicken shit family would move the hell away from that city of trash. Everyone there talks like idiots, dresses like obnoxious fools, and behaves worse. Maybe we can just fucking remove North Lauderdale from Florida. Just cut it the hell out and throw it in the middle of the ocean. What a bunch of dumb asses! Yes. It is NORTH Lauderdale. I grew up there..18 years in North Lauderdale..whoopee. I've been gone for a long time. What a bunch of FUCKTARDS! This city is going totally ghetto, slimy and scary. I wish my chicken shit family would move the hell away from that city of trash. Everyone there talks like idiots, dresses like obnoxious fools, and behaves worse. Maybe we can just fucking remove North Lauderdale from Florida. Just cut it the hell out and throw it in the middle of the ocean. What a bunch of dumb asses!

]]> by: who cares http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-05-this-is-not-a-joke-31#comment-2113019 Tue, 06 May 2008 21:47:23 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-05-this-is-not-a-joke-31#comment-2113019 hey "richie" while it may or may not be clear that "no one here knows anything about politics or the economy" one thing that is clear is your overwhelming need to show everyone here exactly what you know. this is a celebrity gossip message board you fucking ass clown. do you really think anyone gives a shit what you know? i bet your a native floridian. heres a hint pal. dont drink the tap water. hey "richie" while it may or may not be clear that "no one here knows anything about politics or the economy" one thing that is clear is your overwhelming need to show everyone here exactly what you know. this is a celebrity gossip message board you fucking ass clown. do you really think anyone gives a shit what you know? i bet your a native floridian. heres a hint pal. dont drink the tap water.

]]> by: Kevin http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-05-this-is-not-a-joke-31#comment-2112910 Tue, 06 May 2008 21:37:29 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-05-this-is-not-a-joke-31#comment-2112910 Now, Perez, when you say "Idiots!" are you referring to yourself and your fans? If so, carry on. If not, go ahead and perhaps read the article and try to let the words process in a way that you may understand, I know that it'll be difficult due to zero Lauren Conrad or American Idol references, but please try. Otherwise you're setting a wonderful example for the pathway to the future featured in "Idiocracy." Now, Perez, when you say "Idiots!" are you referring to yourself and your fans? If so, carry on. If not, go ahead and perhaps read the article and try to let the words process in a way that you may understand, I know that it'll be difficult due to zero Lauren Conrad or American Idol references, but please try. Otherwise you're setting a wonderful example for the pathway to the future featured in "Idiocracy."

]]> by: marcia http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-05-this-is-not-a-joke-31#comment-2112313 Tue, 06 May 2008 20:52:29 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-05-this-is-not-a-joke-31#comment-2112313 [re=2100115]Re: sarah[/re] there is actually a town in Florida called North Lauderdale jackass Re: sarah – there is actually a town in Florida called North Lauderdale jackass

]]> by: Jere http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-05-this-is-not-a-joke-31#comment-2111792 Tue, 06 May 2008 20:10:18 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-05-this-is-not-a-joke-31#comment-2111792 Regardless of what the Declaration of Independence says, that document has nothing to do with our government and how it's run. The Constitution, which IS the basis of our government, states that it is unconstitional to create a new state out of any portion of an existing state. The one exception was when the counties that now make up West Virginia voted to remain with the union just prior to the Civil War and, due to the circumstances, werew admitted to the union as a separate state. Even if Florida were to seriously entertain the idea of dividing into two parts, they'd have to orchestrate an amendment to the US Constitution in order to make this possible. And we all know how hard that is to do. This is never going to happen. Don't worry about it. Regardless of what the Declaration of Independence says, that document has nothing to do with our government and how it's run. The Constitution, which IS the basis of our government, states that it is unconstitional to create a new state out of any portion of an existing state. The one exception was when the counties that now make up West Virginia voted to remain with the union just prior to the Civil War and, due to the circumstances, werew admitted to the union as a separate state.

Even if Florida were to seriously entertain the idea of dividing into two parts, they'd have to orchestrate an amendment to the US Constitution in order to make this possible. And we all know how hard that is to do.

This is never going to happen. Don't worry about it.

]]> by: Tori http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-05-this-is-not-a-joke-31#comment-2111137 Tue, 06 May 2008 19:00:29 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-05-this-is-not-a-joke-31#comment-2111137 Ha!!! Idiots. Ha!!!
Idiots.

]]> by: el rey http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-05-this-is-not-a-joke-31#comment-2111100 Tue, 06 May 2008 18:56:00 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-05-this-is-not-a-joke-31#comment-2111100 they could crack this whole state off the map and let it float off to China for all I care. Florida is the worst PIT I've ever spent any time in. The weather is HORRID and Miami is nothing but a massive ghetto with 5 blocks that look cool. they could crack this whole state off the map and let it float off to China for all I care. Florida is the worst PIT I've ever spent any time in. The weather is HORRID and Miami is nothing but a massive ghetto with 5 blocks that look cool.

]]> by: ayatolla_of_rocken_rolla http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-05-this-is-not-a-joke-31#comment-2110995 Tue, 06 May 2008 18:44:16 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-05-this-is-not-a-joke-31#comment-2110995 Shit, that sucks all right! All this time I ve been worrying about the prices of gas, the war on Irac and the spread of the deadly chinese stomach flu, when I should of been crying over the loss of Florida as one entire state! FUCK!!!!!!!!!! Shit, that sucks all right! All this time I ve been worrying about the prices of gas, the war on Irac and the spread of the deadly chinese stomach flu, when I should of been crying over the loss of Florida as one entire state! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

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