Comments on: You Know You're On The D-List When… http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-26-you-know-youre-on-the-d-list-when Perez Hilton Fri, 09 May 2008 12:40:14 +0000 Perezhilton.com by: katherine http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-26-you-know-youre-on-the-d-list-when#comment-1836400 Sun, 30 Mar 2008 18:38:08 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-26-you-know-youre-on-the-d-list-when#comment-1836400 he was just at a jonas brothers concert in orlando on march 9th. he said he was taking his daughter for her 4th birthday. he tries to get any job he can now. hes a total washed up celeb. he was just at a jonas brothers concert in orlando on march 9th.
he said he was taking his daughter for her 4th birthday.
he tries to get any job he can now.
hes a total washed up celeb.

]]> by: warholboy http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-26-you-know-youre-on-the-d-list-when#comment-1835342 Sun, 30 Mar 2008 14:59:24 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-26-you-know-youre-on-the-d-list-when#comment-1835342 Why does he whore himself out like a poor mans Seacrest>?? Why does he whore himself out like a poor mans Seacrest>??

]]> by: me,myself & i http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-26-you-know-youre-on-the-d-list-when#comment-1833917 Sun, 30 Mar 2008 02:52:11 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-26-you-know-youre-on-the-d-list-when#comment-1833917 he will have a long career ...he's done the heart throb thing...now to older women! he'll be around for a long time...he's too cute! he will have a long career …he's done the heart throb thing…now to older women! he'll be around for a long time…he's too cute!

]]> by: katnip http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-26-you-know-youre-on-the-d-list-when#comment-1833812 Sun, 30 Mar 2008 02:25:14 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-26-you-know-youre-on-the-d-list-when#comment-1833812 God I am sik of that dude. he should get a life and give up. He had no chance at the begining so what the hell is the chance that hes gonna have a chance now in the "Reality worl"??? God I am sik of that dude. he should get a life and give up. He had no chance at the begining so what the hell is the chance that hes gonna have a chance now in the "Reality worl"???

]]> by: WRONG! http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-26-you-know-youre-on-the-d-list-when#comment-1830372 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:03:08 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-26-you-know-youre-on-the-d-list-when#comment-1830372 IT IS NOT a "hair show". The southern women's show has had many celebrity guests, usually ones who will attract women 25 and older. Joey would certainly fit the bill. You know what really gets on my nerves about this blog is how "Perez" doesn't check his stuff. And what is evenly more annoying is how its readers take his info as the truth. IT IS NOT a "hair show". The southern women's show has had many celebrity guests, usually ones who will attract women 25 and older. Joey would certainly fit the bill.
You know what really gets on my nerves about this blog is how "Perez" doesn't check his stuff. And what is evenly more annoying is how its readers take his info as the truth.

]]> by: michelle http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-26-you-know-youre-on-the-d-list-when#comment-1826351 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:15:44 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-26-you-know-youre-on-the-d-list-when#comment-1826351 You may find yourself sharing a table with the very people you denigrate, wishing and praying that, like them, you could only end up on a blog with cum drawn on your face and "douche!" and "first!" comments because at least then, even though you’re only being made fun of, someone is at least taking the time to do it publicly. Perhaps you'll be next to Joey Fatone, whose paycheck will be more than yours that day, I'm sure. You may find yourself sharing a table with the very people you denigrate, wishing and praying that, like them, you could only end up on a blog with cum drawn on your face and "douche!" and "first!" comments because at least then, even though you’re only being made fun of, someone is at least taking the time to do it publicly. Perhaps you'll be next to Joey Fatone, whose paycheck will be more than yours that day, I'm sure.

]]> by: michelle http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-26-you-know-youre-on-the-d-list-when#comment-1826348 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:15:31 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-26-you-know-youre-on-the-d-list-when#comment-1826348 And you'll understand that, much like that skank namesake of yours whose coattails you've been riding, that you have to make the paycheck to pay the bills. That advertisers only advertise in markets that make them money—and those markets are everchanging. That your creditors and landlord don’t care if you hook on the street, so long as they’re paid on time; your notoriety is your own damn problem. That's the essence of celebrity, after all. Your day will come. You may end up with some die hard fans. The kind who will respect you in public, defend you even in private, and yes, come out to a Home Show to see you and shake your hand, ask for your photo, and be thrilled to post it online because they're so happy they met you. And you'll understand that, much like that skank namesake of yours whose coattails you've been riding, that you have to make the paycheck to pay the bills. That advertisers only advertise in markets that make them money—and those markets are everchanging. That your creditors and landlord don’t care if you hook on the street, so long as they’re paid on time; your notoriety is your own damn problem.

That's the essence of celebrity, after all. Your day will come. You may end up with some die hard fans. The kind who will respect you in public, defend you even in private, and yes, come out to a Home Show to see you and shake your hand, ask for your photo, and be thrilled to post it online because they're so happy they met you.

]]> by: michelle http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-26-you-know-youre-on-the-d-list-when#comment-1826347 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:15:17 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-26-you-know-youre-on-the-d-list-when#comment-1826347 One day the 13-year-olds that comprise the majority of the comments with astounding observations such as "first!" and "douche!", complete with spelling so poor you wonder how they typed in your web address at all, will actually grow up and go away. One day, a few minutes from now, you'll understand why you can’t go back to a normal desk job, with full anonymity, and you'll be grateful for that call from some wannabe promoter in Illinois who wants you for his event. You'll be grateful for the coach seats and the room at the Days Inn because you certainly can't upgrade yourself by this point, what with no anonymous options for regular income. One day the 13-year-olds that comprise the majority of the comments with astounding observations such as "first!" and "douche!", complete with spelling so poor you wonder how they typed in your web address at all, will actually grow up and go away.

One day, a few minutes from now, you'll understand why you can’t go back to a normal desk job, with full anonymity, and you'll be grateful for that call from some wannabe promoter in Illinois who wants you for his event. You'll be grateful for the coach seats and the room at the Days Inn because you certainly can't upgrade yourself by this point, what with no anonymous options for regular income.

]]> by: michelle http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-26-you-know-youre-on-the-d-list-when#comment-1826343 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:14:58 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-26-you-know-youre-on-the-d-list-when#comment-1826343 perez (mario), one day, about 4 minutes and 59 seconds from now, you too will enjoy the struggle to work retail at the Gap or mooch off your friends as you deal with being recognized but not given more work that you never deserved in the first place. One day you’ll be sitting in a coffee shop, blogging on a site noone reads anymore, because amazing as it seems now, sitting around all day collecting Frap calories while drawing cum stains on people who could buy every spot on every page of your archives without blinking will actually *gasp* get old. perez (mario), one day, about 4 minutes and 59 seconds from now, you too will enjoy the struggle to work retail at the Gap or mooch off your friends as you deal with being recognized but not given more work that you never deserved in the first place.

One day you’ll be sitting in a coffee shop, blogging on a site noone reads anymore, because amazing as it seems now, sitting around all day collecting Frap calories while drawing cum stains on people who could buy every spot on every page of your archives without blinking will actually *gasp* get old.

]]> by: shaun flash http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-26-you-know-youre-on-the-d-list-when#comment-1824530 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:30:55 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-26-you-know-youre-on-the-d-list-when#comment-1824530 ...your fat geek named PEREZ HILTON!!!! …your fat geek named PEREZ HILTON!!!!

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