Comments on: Hot Mess! http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-19-hot-mess Perez Hilton Tue, 14 Oct 2008 08:12:05 +0000 Perezhilton.com by: Jadelynn http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-19-hot-mess#comment-1778938 Fri, 21 Mar 2008 16:14:58 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-19-hot-mess#comment-1778938 My first thoughts upon hearing Mariah Carey's new jazzy, hit radio jam (once my laughter subsided) were that it appears to have been written by a musically gifted trio including a gangster, a hooker, and a 13-year-old middle-schooler. Or quite possibly a 13-year-old middle school girl who runs a gang during recess and study hall and hooks on the weekends so she can afford that sweet special edition Hannah Montana trapper-keeper she's been longing for… and matching pencil set. And now that I've seen the album cover, well... it all fits together like a Lisa Frank puzzle. Not only is she covering herself with the comforter Santa got her from Delia*s for Christmas, but for the title, she drew from her current surroundings... 8th grade algebra of course! But I would expect nothing less from someone who is about to turn 38 (yes I Googled it) and still wears crop-tops and jeans with the waistband cut off... and whose idea of accessorizing is to wear a belly-chain, a pair of large silver hoops, and top it off with a gaudy butterfly ring. ...the only thing I'm surprised about is that her name on the cover isn't in bubble letters. My first thoughts upon hearing Mariah Carey's new jazzy, hit radio jam (once my laughter subsided) were that it appears to have been written by a musically gifted trio including a gangster, a hooker, and a 13-year-old middle-schooler. Or quite possibly a 13-year-old middle school girl who runs a gang during recess and study hall and hooks on the weekends so she can afford that sweet special edition Hannah Montana trapper-keeper she's been longing for… and matching pencil set.

And now that I've seen the album cover, well… it all fits together like a Lisa Frank puzzle. Not only is she covering herself with the comforter Santa got her from Delia*s for Christmas, but for the title, she drew from her current surroundings… 8th grade algebra of course! But I would expect nothing less from someone who is about to turn 38 (yes I Googled it) and still wears crop-tops and jeans with the waistband cut off… and whose idea of accessorizing is to wear a belly-chain, a pair of large silver hoops, and top it off with a gaudy butterfly ring.

…the only thing I'm surprised about is that her name on the cover isn't in bubble letters.

]]> by: GO MARIAHHHHH!!!D http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-19-hot-mess#comment-1778871 Fri, 21 Mar 2008 15:58:24 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-19-hot-mess#comment-1778871 mariah is the besttttttttttttttttttt i love ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt mariah is the besttttttttttttttttttt i love ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt mariah is the besttttttttttttttttttt i love ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt mariah is the besttttttttttttttttttt i love ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt mariah is the besttttttttttttttttttt i love ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt mariah is the besttttttttttttttttttt
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]]> by: DON DON. http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-19-hot-mess#comment-1778260 Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:01:28 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-19-hot-mess#comment-1778260 I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can't wait till the 15th of April! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can't wait till the 15th of April!

]]> by: elihmee http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-19-hot-mess#comment-1777476 Fri, 21 Mar 2008 04:07:09 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-19-hot-mess#comment-1777476 you people are so stupide perez you call her a hot mess have you seen your self you look a hot stity mess you alway say stuff behind her back put not to her face or on the radio your a punk that needs to shut you mouth.sorry the only time you don't speak is when you put a fat dick in you mouth. THAT ALSO GO'S FOR YOU OTHER DUMB ASS DICK SUCKING HATERS TO ........ you people are so stupide perez you call her a hot mess have you seen your self you look a hot stity mess you alway say stuff behind her back put not to her face or on the radio your a punk that needs to shut you mouth.sorry the only time you don't speak is when you put a fat dick in you mouth. THAT ALSO GO'S FOR YOU OTHER DUMB ASS DICK SUCKING HATERS TO ……..

]]> by: nessa http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-19-hot-mess#comment-1776900 Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:42:20 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-19-hot-mess#comment-1776900 BITCH ALWAYS COPIES BEYONCE ANYWAY!!!! MARIAH......YOU WILL NEVER BE BEYONCE. GET YOUR OWN STYLE. BITCH ALWAYS COPIES BEYONCE ANYWAY!!!!

MARIAH……YOU WILL NEVER BE BEYONCE. GET YOUR OWN STYLE.

]]> by: Max http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-19-hot-mess#comment-1775980 Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:57:59 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-19-hot-mess#comment-1775980 WHATS THE POINT IN ARGUING? . . . . . . . LETS WAIT UNTIL THE ALBUMS ARE RELEASED AND LETS SEE HO WINS. . . . . . AND ALL THOSE MADONNA FANS WHO CLAIM THERES A WORLD OUTSIDE AMERICA, MAKE ME LAUGH! LOL YOUR OWN IDOL HAS MADE THIS RNB ALBUM FOR THE AMERICAN MARKET! BECAUSE SHES DESPERATE TO HAVE ANOTHER NO.1 HIT HERE AGAIN! . . . . THATS HOW IMPORTANT AMERICA IS! EUROPE IS NOT ENOUGH AND EVEN MADONNA KNOWS THAT!, . . . HOWEVER IT WILL BE SWEET VICTORY FOR MARIAH, BECAUSE MARIAH IS THE QUEEN OF THE USA! AND SHE WILL DETHRONE THE AGEING CANDY SLUT, ONCE AND FOR ALL! WHATS THE POINT IN ARGUING?
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LETS WAIT UNTIL THE ALBUMS ARE RELEASED AND LETS SEE HO WINS.
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AND ALL THOSE MADONNA FANS WHO CLAIM THERES A WORLD OUTSIDE AMERICA, MAKE ME LAUGH! LOL YOUR OWN IDOL HAS MADE THIS RNB ALBUM FOR THE AMERICAN MARKET! BECAUSE SHES DESPERATE TO HAVE ANOTHER NO.1 HIT HERE AGAIN!
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THATS HOW IMPORTANT AMERICA IS! EUROPE IS NOT ENOUGH AND EVEN MADONNA KNOWS THAT!,
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HOWEVER IT WILL BE SWEET VICTORY FOR MARIAH, BECAUSE MARIAH IS THE QUEEN OF THE USA! AND SHE WILL DETHRONE THE AGEING CANDY SLUT, ONCE AND FOR ALL!

]]> by: divalicious http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-19-hot-mess#comment-1774973 Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:24:11 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-19-hot-mess#comment-1774973 Ehm, that looks just like the emmancipation cover don't you think? Only she's wearing less clothes, hope she's naked on the next one;) Ehm, that looks just like the emmancipation cover don't you think? Only she's wearing less clothes, hope she's naked on the next one;)

]]> by: LoveMariah http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-19-hot-mess#comment-1774962 Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:23:39 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-19-hot-mess#comment-1774962 Perez - please respond. I respect the fact that you have made a name for yourself through the celebrity vehicle that is your site. You have been quite honest with your opinions and comments which sets you apart from those who steer clear and are afriad of bruising celebs feelings - so with that said, Bravo! Now here's the thing. It's more than a bit obvious that you are not a big Mariah fan. If your photos had virtual scratch and sniff, I can just imagine what scents you would post on her. Good concept, huh? If you use it you have to pay me! Anyway, being that your honest and brash style put you where you are today, I challenge you! I love saying that. I challenge you to be honest about your views - but the good AND the bad views. Can you be honest enough to submit a list of pro's and con's / accomplishments and downfalls about Mariah and really be objective? Tell your audience who both love and hate Mariah what it is that YOU love and hate about her so that we can get an inside view of your thought process?? Also, I'd love to hear what was tick, tick, ticking in your brain when you were on the phone with Ryan Seacrest and Mariah...were you crawling out of your skin? Were you being honest on the phone or were you holding back what you really wanted to say? If you were holding back, can you share what was really going on in your head? Thanks and keep it up. Perez - please respond. I respect the fact that you have made a name for yourself through the celebrity vehicle that is your site. You have been quite honest with your opinions and comments which sets you apart from those who steer clear and are afriad of bruising celebs feelings - so with that said, Bravo! Now here's the thing. It's more than a bit obvious that you are not a big Mariah fan. If your photos had virtual scratch and sniff, I can just imagine what scents you would post on her. Good concept, huh? If you use it you have to pay me! Anyway, being that your honest and brash style put you where you are today, I challenge you! I love saying that. I challenge you to be honest about your views - but the good AND the bad views. Can you be honest enough to submit a list of pro's and con's / accomplishments and downfalls about Mariah and really be objective? Tell your audience who both love and hate Mariah what it is that YOU love and hate about her so that we can get an inside view of your thought process?? Also, I'd love to hear what was tick, tick, ticking in your brain when you were on the phone with Ryan Seacrest and Mariah…were you crawling out of your skin? Were you being honest on the phone or were you holding back what you really wanted to say? If you were holding back, can you share what was really going on in your head?

Thanks and keep it up.

]]> by: LoveMariah http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-19-hot-mess#comment-1774360 Thu, 20 Mar 2008 19:11:33 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-19-hot-mess#comment-1774360 I'm a HUGE fan of Mariah and think she's gotten into great shape these days. For being in her mid 30's she's taken great care of herself and skin. I am not crazy about the album cover but what she lacks in a good marketing and design team, she makes up for it with her voice. All the haters should check themselves, especially with the "she's too old to be sexy" comments. Please - all the people who idolize Madonna and Cher and those other celebs need to do their age math and shut the f**k up. I'm a HUGE fan of Mariah and think she's gotten into great shape these days. For being in her mid 30's she's taken great care of herself and skin. I am not crazy about the album cover but what she lacks in a good marketing and design team, she makes up for it with her voice. All the haters should check themselves, especially with the "she's too old to be sexy" comments. Please - all the people who idolize Madonna and Cher and those other celebs need to do their age math and shut the f**k up.

]]> by: lordmir http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-19-hot-mess#comment-1773594 Thu, 20 Mar 2008 17:16:32 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-19-hot-mess#comment-1773594 Just hot. Sexy, glamour,classy. Just hot.
Sexy, glamour,classy.

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