Comments on: Just Married http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-12-just-married-12 Perez Hilton Sun, 20 Jul 2008 06:27:52 +0000 Perezhilton.com by: vibebud http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-12-just-married-12#comment-1544769 Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:30:14 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-12-just-married-12#comment-1544769 VH1 is on the phone Gary.... VH1 is on the phone Gary….

]]> by: alix http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-12-just-married-12#comment-1541490 Sun, 17 Feb 2008 22:44:57 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-12-just-married-12#comment-1541490 bahahah that is fucking hilarious bahahah that is fucking hilarious

]]> by: skull http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-12-just-married-12#comment-1533294 Sat, 16 Feb 2008 14:05:33 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-12-just-married-12#comment-1533294 nelly..... Thank you for your words of long time experience! How many giant black boners did you get shoved up your dirty, smelly anus without lube? How many long, thick, black sausages did you kiss and lick the VD scabs off of? How many times were you rushed to the hospital to get your stomach pumped, after swallowing many quarts of black men's jizz? How many of your fetuses were killed, after you allowed another thousand black men to do you, and batter the baby's skull with their boners? Why don't you call up the three black men with the longest hogs, have one stuff it in your mouth, your baby hole, and your A hole, and see if they touch each other inside you! WHORE! nelly….. Thank you for your words of long time experience! How many giant black boners did you get shoved up your dirty, smelly anus without lube? How many long, thick, black sausages did you kiss and lick the VD scabs off of? How many times were you rushed to the hospital to get your stomach pumped, after swallowing many quarts of black men's jizz? How many of your fetuses were killed, after you allowed another thousand black men to do you, and batter the baby's skull with their boners? Why don't you call up the three black men with the longest hogs, have one stuff it in your mouth, your baby hole, and your A hole, and see if they touch each other inside you! WHORE!

]]> by: mammothbuns http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-12-just-married-12#comment-1528615 Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:39:01 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-12-just-married-12#comment-1528615 Hey, Lulabelle ----- You sure must be a hard up whore to want that fat piece of charcoal porking you! I bet I would need a calculator to count up how many barnicle encrusted diseased boners you have had stuffed inside you! As far as the beatings go, I wholeheartedly recommend Gary coming over to your house every day to beat your face in. Hey! Lulabelle, I also bet you are so stretched out, little Gary could hide up inside your baby hole! KILL YOURSELF!!!! Hey, Lulabelle —– You sure must be a hard up whore to want that fat piece of charcoal porking you! I bet I would need a calculator to count up how many barnicle encrusted diseased boners you have had stuffed inside you! As far as the beatings go, I wholeheartedly recommend Gary coming over to your house every day to beat your face in. Hey! Lulabelle, I also bet you are so stretched out, little Gary could hide up inside your baby hole! KILL YOURSELF!!!!

]]> by: MERRY http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-12-just-married-12#comment-1526011 Fri, 15 Feb 2008 06:10:06 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-12-just-married-12#comment-1526011 WELL PEREZ, LOOKS LIKE YOU AREN'T THE ONLY VIRGIN AFTER ALL! CONGRATULATIONS GARY, LOVE IS A GIFT, SOMETIMES IT TAKES A LIFETIME TO GET IT, SOME PEOPLE WASTE A LIFETIME TO FIND THEY ARE WITH THE WRONG PERSON, BUT WHEN YOU HAVE IT YOU KNOW! WELL PEREZ, LOOKS LIKE YOU AREN'T THE ONLY VIRGIN AFTER ALL! CONGRATULATIONS GARY, LOVE IS A GIFT, SOMETIMES IT TAKES A LIFETIME TO GET IT, SOME PEOPLE WASTE A LIFETIME TO FIND THEY ARE WITH THE WRONG PERSON, BUT WHEN YOU HAVE IT YOU KNOW!

]]> by: nelly http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-12-just-married-12#comment-1525850 Fri, 15 Feb 2008 05:20:00 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-12-just-married-12#comment-1525850 i dont know why people are being so mean .Gary Coleman didn't force this ugly white bitch down the aisle... she wants him like so many of the rest of you white hoes lusting after and chasing down black men and there big dicks you all cant seem to stop sucking on!!!!!!!! you all said it right !!! he doesn't really have any money so what is it about him that she wants thats right hes not attractive(when he was younger he was so cute) now that hes older and suffering from a life threating disease why does she want him? she willingly spreads her legs with him morning, noon and at night hes not forcing her to do anything she doesn't want to do.. she sees just what you all see so why the hell is she with him? all you white boys ask your white hoes what it is about black men that makes them choose them over you and want them so even though we all know what they want and thats BIG BLACK DICK in they mouth and up there asses with no lube!!!!!!!! they suffer from "black dick syndrome"!!!!!!!! thats right hes 40 and shes 22 but her ugly ass looks just as old as he does,if he wasn't sick he wouldn't look like that but we all her ass would look just how she does ugly and old looking with her thin ass wrinkle early skin, shes no prize either way you look at it with her nasty plaque riddled teeth and gingivitis puffy gums nasty heffa needs to see a dentist asap . i dont know why people are being so mean .Gary Coleman didn't force this ugly white bitch down the aisle… she wants him like so many of the rest of you white hoes lusting after and chasing down black men and there big dicks you all cant seem to stop sucking on!!!!!!!! you all said it right !!! he doesn't really have any money so what is it about him that she wants thats right hes not attractive(when he was younger he was so cute) now that hes older and suffering from a life threating disease why does she want him? she willingly spreads her legs with him morning, noon and at night hes not forcing her to do anything she doesn't want to do.. she sees just what you all see so why the hell is she with him? all you white boys ask your white hoes what it is about black men that makes them choose them over you and want them so even though we all know what they want and thats BIG BLACK DICK in they mouth and up there asses with no lube!!!!!!!! they suffer from "black dick syndrome"!!!!!!!! thats right hes 40 and shes 22 but her ugly ass looks just as old as he does,if he wasn't sick he wouldn't look like that but we all her ass would look just how she does ugly and old looking with her thin ass wrinkle early skin, shes no prize either way you look at it with her nasty plaque riddled teeth and gingivitis puffy gums nasty heffa needs to see a dentist asap .

]]> by: JKKKKKKKyo http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-12-just-married-12#comment-1524831 Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:33:40 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-12-just-married-12#comment-1524831 Somebody prolly already said this but I don't care because it's funny 40 year old virgin yo it's not a myth Somebody prolly already said this but I don't care because it's funny

40 year old virgin yo it's not a myth

]]> by: Remy http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-12-just-married-12#comment-1523561 Thu, 14 Feb 2008 22:23:37 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-12-just-married-12#comment-1523561 Gary Coleman has always appeared to be a very angry man; even by his own admission. He acts like he has a chip on his shoulder and is just waiting for someone to knock it off. He is a pint sized OJ Simpson. "Ole girl" better be careful and have an escape plan... Gary Coleman has always appeared to be a very angry man; even by his own admission. He acts like he has a chip on his shoulder and is just waiting for someone to knock it off. He is a pint sized OJ Simpson. "Ole girl" better be careful and have an escape plan…

]]> by: Courtney http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-12-just-married-12#comment-1523156 Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:42:35 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-12-just-married-12#comment-1523156 he actually is the 40 year old virgin.. he actually is the 40 year old virgin..

]]> by: Lulabelle http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-12-just-married-12#comment-1523071 Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:35:56 +0000 http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-12-just-married-12#comment-1523071 You are all a bunch of hateful idiot losers. Gary Coleman is one of the greatest actors of all time! That girl is so lucky to get him. I am so jealous. I would love to have Gary pork me all day long, and then he could beat me up all night. I wouldn't care. Just having him on top of me thrusting his pelvis and sliding his boner in and out of me would be worth a few punches! I hate every other poster here. You are all a bunch of hateful idiot losers. Gary Coleman is one of the greatest actors of all time! That girl is so lucky to get him. I am so jealous. I would love to have Gary pork me all day long, and then he could beat me up all night. I wouldn't care. Just having him on top of me thrusting his pelvis and sliding his boner in and out of me would be worth a few punches! I hate every other poster here.

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